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The Rufus Song!
Parody of The Party Song
I was on my way to the party
The Turks picked me up in a car at 11:30
This things at Reeve’s house where some people aren’t cool there
reluctant I followed but I never dreamed that
She’d be there to would catch my attention
I was out searching for her love and affection
So I paid my 3 and the Turks got in free
Shine the beer for martinis and we headed into the party
And then in the backyard some terrible Kalm band
Someone in the background is doing a palm stand
This place is so lame everyone was the same
All these guys have no game I wish I would have stayed
In the office watching TV alone
Where I’d stay there alone or have convos on the phone
Far from people I hate down from other plates
Getting all intoxicated and being drunk at the party
And then I saw her standing there
With blue eyes and pretty blonde hair
She was wearing a nice dress
And I know she’s the one
And I know we’ll have fun
Maybe we'd watch the sun rise
And that night I hoped I wasn’t trying to hard
I’m not trying to hard
And I’m not trying to impress
With the way I was dressed
With this rifle to my chest
And the things I suggest
I couldn’t believe what Scarlet was saying
She wanted to date me and now we run the Shinra
How we are down in making weapons
We’ll never go fateless, I stay here I love this
Her volume of makeup her designer dress not tastless
So we go out and we have each other
And we go to all sorts of cocktail parties
So when you see her standing there
With blue eyes and pretty blonde hair
She’ll be wearin’ a designer dress
And you’ll know she’s the one
She’s the one who has fun
You should just turn and run because you'll find out that
That this girl belongs to Rufus!
That this girl belongs to Rufus!
She trys to impress me with
the way that she’s dressed
and my rifle to my chest
and that will suggest
That this girl belongs to Rufus!
And this girl belongs to Rufus!!!
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