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Things The Shinra Will NEVER Say!!
Late President Shinra: I’m a morally corrupt pervert.
Jenova: Cloud, you are my puppet, so dance I say! Dance or I’ll hand you over to Disney to star as the new Pinnochio!
Palmer: I’m going to go easy on the tea……..no more tea for me
Heidegger: I’m sorry that I bully you, Shinra SOLDIER, here, let me help you up…
Rufus: Man this “rule by fear” thing is way too time consuming, maybe I’ll just back off now
Scarlet: You know, the Weapons Development has too many funds, we should give some to the Wallmarket slums…
Reeve: Happy Birthday Rufus! I got you a giant cat and mog plushie
Rufus: Wow, this is what I’ve always wanted!
Hojo: I don’t want to harm Red XIII I just want him to be my pet. Yep, an extint talking dog thing, that’s the perfect pet for me!
Reno: I think I’ll tuck my shirt in for a change…..
Elena: Shut up! I can’t hear myself think
Tseng: So Reno, do you think Yuffie is cute? How about Aeris? Wait, I know….you like Tifa!? Hmm… waaaaaait, I got it, its Scarlet you are after!!
Reno: ……… *sweatdrop *
Rude: SO that’s when I went to the park and I found out that Aeris was there with that moron Cloud, so I tossed a few rocks at them and then I jumped behind the bushes so they wouodn’t see me, but then I grabbed a dirt clump and tossed it at them and then Aeris squealed..
Elena: and I thought I could talk
Reno: don’t mind him, it’s the booze. It makes him social.
Scarlet: Quit staring, Heidegger or I’ll shoot you with the Sister Ray
Heidegger: *on the phone * Hello, Turks? Yes I have a special assignment for you all. Go get me a Big Mac, Fries, and a Large Soda!
Dark Nation: Yo Quiero Taco Bell
Reeve: LETS NUKE EM ALL
Rufus: I miss the days when I’d play catch in the fields with Dad
Reno: Hmm. It’s the day off, but I want to go back to work
Rude: Sake, sake, sake
Elena: No, not sake, more vodka! Vodka vodka vodka!
Reno: I NEED martini, I need it, I need it, I need it, need it NEED IT!!!!
Tseng: this is the last time take you guys for a drink!
Scarlet: I am Miss Congeniality
Rufus: * thinking * God I hate these boring executive meetings, I wish it would hurry up because I want to listen to my Britney Spears CD
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