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RENO IS A FREELOADER
Reno walked into the local bulk quantities store to do some all
around �shopping� with his friends.
�I love to go on the weekends, it�s so great!� Reno said with enthusiasm.
�Do I look like I was born yesterday?� Tseng told him.
�I know that you are here to freeload the samples�AGAIN!�
Reno just grinned. �Maybe�. but look�. if I go and wear my shades on my face like I should, I can get a sample,
then one of you guys can hold my jacket�I�ll go and stick my hair down� I�ll look like new person!
And get a new sample!� Reno just grinned more broadly.
Elena sighed. This was just like the time at the Chocobo Ranch.
Reno took a few �Free Goldfish Coupons� and asked each Turk to walk into the store and
claim a �free� fish. In the end when he couldn�t get anyone to get him fish,
he dressed in a few different �looks� to get the free fish.
Thankfully, Elena did talk him out of posing as a girl once.
Reno was walking down the aisle, getting a few helpings of Clam
Chowder. He begged Elena to go get him one, which she reluctantly did.
Another person had Cinnamon Raisin Bread samples
where Reno got Rude and Tseng to pick him up some too.
�Ohhh� SUSHI ROLLS!! Please you guys�.
you have to get me some also�. its too good!�
Elena thought about telling him to pay her some gil, but she good-naturedly got him a sample.
� Is this why Rufus complains that the sugar packets and coffee stir sticks
along with the cream usually run out?� Tseng asked him.
�I didn�t do it! It was�Heideggar�. and Scarlet! They want to make a new weapon!!� Reno lied.
�Uh huh�what are they going to do make a large coffee brewing monster?� Rude asked him, laughing.
�YES! They will rule the world with the coffee!� Reno exclaimed.
�Oh, look, free dog food! I need some.� Reno grabbed one.
�But, you don�t HAVE a dog!!� Elena said with a tiny edge on her voice.
�Dark Nation might have puppies!� Reno tried.
�Dark Nation is a MALE!!� Elena cried out with edge on her voice.
�But�. I might have a pup of my own soon!� Reno tried.
�OK FINE!� Elena stalked over to the stand, picked up one and handed it to Reno.
�I hope you are HAPPY!!!� She shrieked.
Reno saw a free sample table with the worker not behind it.
�Ohhh, I�d be crazy NOT to freeload!� Reno cried and he grabbed five
cookies off the stand. He also took a few chicken salad samples claiming he was taking the other three for his friends
�Wow, I�m full now! I knew I could count on this store to feed me my breakfast!
All in a days work for an expert freeloader like me!� Reno said proudly.
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