A Short Dumb Story by Me
by Mindy

Note: This is a story I posted in the Random Insanity Writers Challenge yahoo club where they 
give you one word that must be in the first sentance and one phrase that must be in the story 
somewhere.  I liked it so here it is.  Warning it's weird.
http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/randominsanitywriterschalleng

On the banana covered island of Hitori, off the cost of some place, the villagers danced around a 
large wooden statue. Suddenly the statue's eyes flared red and a loud booming voice sounding like 
thunder said: "Where's my toes?!" And the people cheered since they had no idea what he said 
since they didn't speak english. And the people began to chant: "Where's my toes?!" over and over 
again until the statue, angry about being ignored, eat the people.