"'Yum, yum, yum, with bubblicious gum!' The young boy
skipped down the road singing the jingle for his least
favorite gum. He hated it but, for some reason that
the cosmos has not yet made known, always sang the
song while skipping."

"Anyways, back to my point," said a man covered in
bright yellow marmalade. "I'll take that one, yes the
green cat. After all I have cupons for the purple bird
you know." The man behind the counter shrugged at the
man's insanity and wrapped up the blue rat.