SHINNOKS ERA II: THE BULLSHIT KONTINUES

THE STORY...

 

         A long time ago, this old dude did something to get Earth or something, but there were liek these ninjas who fought and had powers, and then there was another ninja who was like green adn who hid himself, and he was called reptli or something and there was scorpion and subzero like and that was cool.

 

The first yournamanet

         I think this dude lui kang or somting won the thing, but it wouldve been cooler if the ninjas would;ve won it. So anyway this blue ninja could shoot ice and stuff which was pretty cool, but also this yellow ninja could throw his harpoon and stuff and id be like woaaah!!!!!!!1111 and this green dude was hidden which sucked cause i wanted to play as him.

 

         Now this creepy dude in a thong wanted to lure everyone into his realm and kill them there, or something. And he got himself more ninjas to do that, which is pretty tight.

 

The second tuornamnt

         So this blue and yellow ninja s returned and that was pretty cool, and this repteli guy was back and playable, and that was damn cool, cause the ninjas rulz. So this grey ninja guy who was like smoking from his body and stuff and he was called smoke and he had scorpions moves, and this black dude called soibat or something also had his moves, and that was tight cause the ninjas rule ass.

 

         So this creepy dude lost and then he got pissed and tried to take over earth i think, and he got himself a ton more ninjas which is cool, cause the ninjas rulz. And now he tried to invade earth or something i think, i wasn’t really paying attention.

 

The thrid tournemant

         Anyway, scorpion was back which is tight, and this blue ninja subzero was now like two guys, but one isn’t a ninja, which kinda sucks. But reptili was back and so was smoke, only smoke still had scorpion’s  moves, but hes still cool. And that boon saibot guy was also back and hes tight cause he is a ninja, and theres also this pinkish guy whos kinda gay, but hes a ninja so it dont matter. And theres this red ninja who everyone says is in mk1 too, i think its true but i havent found him yet, and he was pretty tight. Oh yeah, and this guy whos like all the ninjas at once which really kicks ass, chemaloen or something, i dunno.

 

         So anyway the creepy dude got his ass handed to him and he left, and then this white dude and another white dude showed up and they took over earth i think, so everyone’s pissed and the ninjas return, well a few of them which sucked really, but it was still kinda kool.

 

The fourth trnmenanout

         So this kinda sucks, but subzero is a ninja again which rulz, and scorpion is really cool this time, but smoke wasnt in which sucks ass. And reptile is like this thing thats not a ninja which sucks, but he has an atlernatae costume which is a ninja so thats cool. And boon baitos was back so that kicks too. But i wanted more ninjas really.

 

         So now these two games show up which are pretty cool cause MK RULZ!!!!!!!1111 and theres this game about subzeor (i woulve picked scorpion or smoke) and that has some ninjas which rulz, and theres mk spical feces which has this brown ninja and thats cool cuz we didnt have no brown ninja yet.

 

Up to shinnok’s era

         Some crpa happened i think, at least the white dude with the big hat did some shit, and now theres like hundreds of ninjas WHICH RULZ!!!!!1111 and they all fighting this white dude, i thik he’s called shinoc or somthing, i dunno, but lots of ninjas so thats basically pretty tight.