Storylines & Tournament
Outkomes!
As it turns out, Shao kahn is actually not just Raiden’s
brother, he’s also his son. It’s complicated and illegal shit. Kahn asks his
illegitemate father, shinnok, for help, but is refused. Kahn is enraged and
returns from death for revenge.
The evil Shao Kahn crushes his brother/son and father to gain
control over the universe. Once he’s done that, he begins training lots of
ninjas for no apparent reason. He ultimately gets destroyed when the ninjas
become enraged as they run out of colors and names to use.
Liu comes to the terrifying conclusion that Shao Kahn is his daddy, and he’s also Kitana’s father. This makes their love impossible. Liu is enraged, as everyone is in thegame, and hunts down kahn to destroy him as revenge.
Liu kills Shao Kahn and learns that he is the son/brother of Raiden. When he sees how raiden deals with that, Liu decides to simply go at it with Kitana and they make lots and lots of malformed children.
When she learns that Sindel was actually once drunk and liked the particular way Kahn looked in his thong that night, and she ultimately came out of that, Kitana is furious. Especially since Liu also turns out to be Kahn’s son. She sets out to destroy Kahn like everyone else, basically.
Kitana meets Shao Kahn and wants to destroy him, but then realises at heart she is just a lowdown hick. So she thinks to herself that Kahn doesn’t look so bad, and marries her father. Liu is furious, but can’t do anything about it. They lived happily ever after.
She is the sister of both Sub-Zero’s and the cousin of Mileena, plus the secret love interest of Kitana. She has the same ice powers as her two brothers, plus the other twelve family members (all carrying the –Zero in their name) that are in the tournament. Sub-Zera at one point married one of her brothers by mistake, and now must fight to pay for that.
Realising her husband is developing feelings for Kai, Sub-Zero sets out to destroy them both and eventually kills Shinnok by accident. She lives a happy life with Kitana, who has forgotten all about Liu.
After a short but hefty relationship with Shang Tsung, who is old again, Sonya marries Motaro and leaves Jax. She ultimately cheats on Motaro with Jarek and Kano, whom she’s forgiven. Now she must flee her drunken husband’s wrath.
Sonya destroys the drunk and abusive Motaro, and dumps Jarek and Kano who seek comfort in the love of Chameleon. She gets back with Jax, but has a relationship on the line with Liu.
Unaware of the feelings Sub-Zero has for him, Kai marries Stryker in Hawai. They thus bring the wrath of Nightwolf over the both of them. Nightwolf tells Sheeva some lies, making her pissed. She shows up at the wedding with a gun and kills Stryker. Kai hunts after her into the tournament...
Realising he will never get Stryker back, Kai forgives Sheeva and gets together with Nightwolf. The two have a short and happy relationship until Nightwolf dies of herpes.
In reality, Noob is the premature child of Scorpion and Sub-Zero. Scorpion’s true punishment was to continue the vastly growing Sub-Zero bloodline. It is through this that Noob learns that Sub-Zero is Shinnok.
Killing his father and husband of Sub-Zera, Noob learns what he truly needs is family. He gets back in touch with the –Zero’s and lives a joyful life in China.
Shao Kahn, being a hermaphrodite, mated with him/herself to produce a clone that would grow in an alternate universe, where it became Reiko, a woman (he wears make-up). As Reiko enters our universe he becomes androgynous and bipolar. He serves Shinnok once agian.
Reiko sits down on Kahn’s thrown and puts on Kahn’s sacred thong and trainer bra. In this new, creepy form, he hooks up with Shinnok. Raiden, who becomes jealous, decides to marry Liu, his favorite student. Both couples live a happy life until they are gunned down by confused terrorists.
Sindel faces the wrath of her daughter when she finds out that Sindel once slept with Kahn and got Kitana (she committed suicide when she realised she had done it with Kahn). But another skeleton lurks in Sindel’s closet, and she must use all her power to prevent it from getting out...
Once it becomes clear that Sindel has had an experimentive night with Jade and Kintaro, Jade’s lover, Ermac, becomes enraged. Ermac asks his mother, Rain, for help. The two hunt after Sindel, who is forced to flee the realm...
Feeling experimentive too after her night with Sindel and kintaro, Jade asks Raiden to be in a threesome with her and Khameleon. Her plans are ruined when she learns that Khameleon has since become male, and changed his name to Diggles. Jade enters the tournament for no apparent reason...
Learning the true meaning of love triangles in the tournament, Jade decides to marry Diggles and together they run a little tobbacconist’s shop in NYC. However, Diggles falls in love with Kahn, who is currently in a relationship with Reptile... the kombat kontinues.
Note: this bullshit is the result of a chat session in #mortalkombat a while ago. I kept the log since I was planning this shindig anyhoo. Thanks to everyone who was in that night, if you remember.