Shinnok's Era II Q & A
Q: Is this supposed to be a joke?
A: Of course not, we’re dead serious
Q: No really, come on, is this a joke?
A: No, why do you ask?
Q: Oh please. 68 characters, outfit changes, weapons,
different modes of play, all the stage fatalities, internet play, all the
stages. All these things are promised at the site and that’s bullshit, you guys
can’t make that.
A: That’s not a question.
Q: Yeah, alright, here’s a question, wanna suck my cock?
A: Maybe later, we’re so busy keeping this hoax together.
Q: A-ha!
A: Er, I mean, we’re so busy making this wonderful game.
Q: Gah, fuck you liars. Trying to get little kids to look up
to you.
A: Do you have any actual questions?
Q: OK, how much longer will this charade last?
A: If you mean how long it will take us to finish the game, at the
longest september this year, but it will probably take us longer.
Q: And yet you claim that it’s 26% done?
A: Uh yeah, well, we haven’t really started, but ehm...
Q: Never mind. Is it true that Over-Now has said on the forum
of MK5.org that he has nothing to do with the game, basically backing out of
it?
A: That is true, but if you ask him about that he’ll act like a
moron and pretend he doesn’t understand what you’re saying.
Q: How many people currently still believe you?
A: Well, there’s one dumb kid who got his new computer partly
because of our game. That’s pretty sad. And Smoke_Rulz most likely believes in
it too. That’s probably the last people that still believe in it.
Q: Who is the latest person to walk out on the staff?
A: Well, we started out with tons of people, only the first five
or so disappeared soon and two more left the staff then. Two others didn’t know
they were on the staff and another one left just a few days ago, after he returned
after months of absence.
Q: So now it’s...?
A: One lying crackhead, one rambling retard, and one young moron.
Thank you for your time, it was most revealing.
No problem. Where my dogs at?