Epilogue-When Fighting Women, You might need a gundam
"There you go! Don't worry Mr.Yuy, you'll be out of here before you know it!" the nurse said cheerfully, inserting the pain killers with a needle.
"I don't need to be bandaged up I'm fine", the Japanese boy answered, looking up at the ceiling, the only thing he would be able to look at for a while.
"Yeah I know, the whole placing of the bones yourself thing", Duo rolled his eyes.
The five women had put them into full body casts, even Quatre and Trowa, who had come out of the bathroom making fun of the women because they were crying and sobbing like babies. They now wished they had been quiet. But, they had had a little luck. The blonde chick, who had enjoyed cracking the whip on their backs(Reow!!), had said something about the keys without noticing. So after six months of being in the casts, they would go look for her.
"Relena", Heero sighed, "why are you doing this to me?"
"WILL YOU SHUT UP??? THEY'RE ABOUT TO SAY IF MITCH'S STEPMOTHER'S GRANDFATHER'S GRANDSON'S EX-GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT!" Quatre yelled, trying to watch his favorite show, All My Mobile Suits.
"Quatre calm down", Trowa said soothingly.
"HUSH! THEY'RE GOING TO SEE IF JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED!! FIND THE MAN WITH NO INTEGRITY!!! JUSTICE!!!!!!!NATAKU!!!!!!!!"Wufei screamed, before passing out on the pain killers. Quatre was now going Zero System and the nurse was screaming.
"Ewwwwwwwwww help!!! He's foaming from the mouth!" she screeched.
"We'll help you out", a woman said, walking in. She had her blonde hair tied up in a ponytail, and was accompanied by four other women.
The nurse sighed.
"Thankyou", she said, shuffling out the door.
"Uh nurse, can I have some ice-cream, ooh and a hamburger, and jelly! Make sure you mix it all together, and you'll have to help feed it to me!" Duo said, smiling mischievously.
"Oh I'll help you", the nurse said, and suddenly there was a crack of a whip.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Hey I wonder if casts react to fire."
"I don't know, only one way to find out, but can I play Violent Femmes?"
"Hey this guy is foaming!"
"DON'T COME ANY CLOSER!"
"Mad dog!"
There was some laughing, many screams, and a loud, "RELENA!" accompanied by an, "IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY?"
And the Gundam Pilots decided they should wait a while before looking for Relena, and that when fighting women, especially bartenders, you might need a Gundam..........
Owari~~~
For Now............
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