Part 5: Dirty Drinks and Whip Owning Dominatrixes

"It's twelve! Only five hours left!" Jess sighed, resting on the bar. She then noticed five really cute guys walk in. She nudged Kate.
"Wha, oh my God.....", Kate started to drool.
"Hey, why the sudden need of a drink Heero?" Duo asked, making his way to the counter. Heero didn't answer, and they all sat down. A chick in silver leather pants and black shirt that read princess on it walked up to them. She had pitch black hair, and a to die for body(Barbie Bartender!!!). She didn't look at them, she was too busy watching two of her friends drooling over someone.
"Hey there babe", Duo said seductively, which gained a glare from Wufei.
"What?" he asked innocently.
"What'll it be?"she asked, not impressed by his flirting. Wufei looked over at Duo and smirked.
"I'll have a French Kiss", he ordered. Duo half ordered half replied, "Then I'll have a Slow Screw."
"You?" she pointed at Trowa. He smirked in his own way, answering, "A Sex In the Desert." Quatre smiled.
"Then I'll be having a Screaming Orgasm", the Arabian ordered. The two kois started making out, not noticing how half of the men were staring at them.
"This is a non-yaoi bar!" one yelled.
"And last?" Relena asked, indicating Heero.
"I'll have a hummer", he said. Duo perked up.
"I didn't know this was that kind of bar.....",he said, before getting bashed on the head by Wufei. Relena sweatdropped, before heading down to get the alcohol. Heero thought for a moment. She sounded familiar.
'Maybe she's...'he shook his head, "Relena a bartender, black hair? Yeah right!'
Relena came back two minutes later with everything she needed to make the drinks, along with five glasses. She threw the bottles up in the air professionally, catching them behind her back. Once finished, she set the glasses in front of the five men, and none of the drinks had spilled one bit. (Note:All the drinks, Screaming Orgasm, Sex in the desert, slow screw, hummer etc. are all real drinks,so somebody has a dirtier mind than me, but not by much I assure you, hehe! Thanks to *Kelley* for helping me find them!!!!)
"What a woman", Wufei said impressed.
"There you go, oh and guys, save your flirting, I'm not interested in a guy who calls me 'babe' or 'woman', try someone else", she said, then looked up at her customers. When she saw them she gasped.
'HEERO????Holy fuck shit it's him!!!! I gotta get out of here!' she thought, running through the back doors. Jess and Kate stared at her as she exited.
"Maybe she's on her period", Kate shrugged. Jess shrugged too and they went back to work.
Duo sighed.
"Guess when she saw how cute I was she was really embarrassed."
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Sarah walked into the back, greeted by the scene of Relena heading for the exit.
"Roxy?" she questioned. Relena froze and turned around.
"What are you doing?" the red head asked suspicious.
"Uh, gotta go!" Relena said, heading for the door again.
"Yeah right!", Sarah said, grabbing Relena's arm, "We're coming up to the special, you can't leave now, we need you!"
"But I, I", Relena fumbled. Sarah shook her head.
"Come on it's time!", she said, pulling Relena out.
'Just pretend he isn't here, don't let your friends down, help keep this bar going', she thought, setting down her bottle of Champaighn were it should be.
Jen put the tape in, pushed play, and ran to her spot next to Sarah.
Jess, Kate, and Kat pulled Relena up with them. All the screaming and catcalls made Relena smile. They were like her old followers but drunk.
The music started up. Since the song was fast, the four girls spread out, so they wouldn't trip over each other. Relena luckily got the side opposite the gundam pilots.
Relena was shaking as she danced, though nobody noticed. She spun around, jumped, and teased all the men as she usually did, but wasn't enjoying it. Well, not THAT much anyway.
Through most of the performance, Duo was drooling, Wufei was mumbling about women and honor, Quatre and Trowa were in awe, and Heero was speechless.
At the end Jen threw her bottle towards Relena, which she spun around and caught. The other girls jumped off. She jumped and clicked her heels together, made a running start, then slid down the counter on her side, spraying everyone. She slid to a stop infront of Heero.
"Relena", he more stated than asked. She laughed uncomfortably, but lucked out when she heard Jess yell, "Roxy get off, or you'll get burnt to a crisp!" Relena hopped off, and not a moment to soon, because a wall of fire blazed across the bar counter. She glared at Sarah, who smiled innocently.
"I couldn't help it, I saw it in a movie", the red head rubbed the back of her neck(A.N.-he he, if you don't know what movie, you won't understand why I did it...). Jess ran up to Relena and glomped onto her.
"You were so awesome!!!!!"she cried. Relena sighed.
The emergency sprinkler system came on, extinguishing the fire. The men were all applauding, and whining at the same time. When the pilots came back into view, Jess pushed Relena into the back and smiled at the them.
"Hi my name's Jess, I'm twenty-two, a Taurus,and single you?"
"My name's Duo, I'm seriously annoyed and uninterested, not to mention taken."
Jess rolled her eyes, walking into the back,muttering,"Jerks." Relena was about to run out the door.
"Roxy?" Jess asked curiously. Relena turned around and rubbed the back of her neck.
"Uh, saw some people from the past, gotta go!"she said.
"Wait! I'll come with you, they don't need us!" Jess said, following Relena out the door.
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"Heero! Where the hell are we going?" Duo whined as they ran down the street.
"That was her, I know it, we've got to catch her!"
They continued running, in hope of catching the run away princess....
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"But I don't understand, why are you leaving?"
"I gotta get out of here, if I don't they'll take me back!"
"Back where? Roxy what the hell is going on?"
"My name's not Roxy, and it's not Elen! I'm Relena Peacecraft, of the fucking Cinq Kingdom!"
"What?? You've got to be joking!"
"I wish, help me pack this!"
"Roxy, I mean Relena, if you need somewhere to go, I have a friend in The Keys, she runs a bar, you could work there. I know she'd love you, I can call her right now."
"You'd do that for me? Oh Jess!" Relena hugged one of her only friends tightly.
"Don't worry, just come and visit us. Now go, use the fire escape, if they come in they'll come through the door. I'll cover for you."
Jess handed her the paper with her friends address on it. Relena ran out of the bedroom, taking her favorite things, waved to Jess one last time, opened the window to the fire escape, and jumped out. Jess sighed, and then went to the vid-phone.
"Diana? It's me, Jess. I'm sending someone down to you, she goes by Roxy. She needs a place to stay, and I knew you would help her. She used to be a bartender here. Yes, she'll be worth it. Thanks, bye!" she hung up the vid-phone, and suddenly heard yelling. Without any warning five men burst in through the apartment.
"Where is she?" one yelled. Jess ran to her door and blocked it off with her body, saying in a nervous voice, "She's not in here, she's not in here!" One with platinum blond hair walked up to her and gently pushed her aside.
"Sorry miss, we have to take her back, but you can always visit her." He opened the door and gasped at what he saw. He shut the door quickly and choked out, "I've been scarred for life!"
Trowa walked up to him concerned.
"What?"he asked. Quatre whispered in his ear. Trowa went VERY pale.
"Uh, is he telling the truth?" he asked her. She nodded evilly.
"That's for my dates", she said devilishly. They both fainted.
Jess shrugged, stepping over them.
"Guess they didn't know bondage was only the beginning", she said(okay, it wouldn't be a good story without a domanatrix, you know you love her!).
Heero searched Relena's bedroom, slightly interested in the contents, while Jess muttered, "Pervert." Heero saw a night stand and started to wander over to it, curious to what was in the drawer. Jess ran over to him like lighting and pulled him away from it.
"Trust me, you don't wanna know what's in there", she assured him. She figured he wouldn't want to see what was in Relena's 'goody drawer'.(A.N.-Sex and The City, how could I resist????^__~)
Duo was looking around the den, when he got an idea.
"Hey guys, maybe she went out the fire escape!" he yelled. All the pilots, except Heero, ran to the fire escape. When they saw a person about seven floors down running like a maniac they all jumped out.
"Hey Heero, I think we found her!" Duo said, noticing Heero wandering over to a room he hadn't seen before, Jess's.
"Heero, don't go in there, trust me!" Quatre warned. Jess walked up behind Heero and said,"Go ahead, but remember this, once you go in, you won't be coming out for a while." She smiled evilly. He noticed how she suddenly had a whip in hand. He slowly backed against the wall, in an attempt to scoot past her. She gave a domanatrix laugh and he darted out the window, and all the pilots ran down a floor.
"Oi Heero, that's a first, you scared?" Duo teased. Heero ignored him and started sprinting down the fire escape, in an attempt to catch the girl who was now on the third floor of the fire escape.
He reached the black haired girl, and snaked an arm around her waist, whispering in her ear,"I've finally found you."He then heard shrieks coming from the girl, and looked at her. She looked about seventeen, and horror was etched on her face. He let go, and backed away.
"Uh, um", he stuttered.
"That's it, no more practicing fire escapes for me! Perverts....'', the girl said annoyed, then began walking down to the next floor, "Probably one of that domanatrix's 'dates' or should I say weirdoes. Just because they could get a date with her they think anybody will go for 'em, losers."
The rest of the pilots caught up to him and said in unison, "Well?"
"That's not Relena", Heero assured them.
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Disclaimers-I don't own Gundam Wing or any of it's characters!!!!!!!!!!!!!SUNRISE SOTSU BANDAI ANB ETC. own them and not me, okay????!!!!!!!