Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air.
~ Sylvia Plath
“He’s probably gay.”
“Okay, listen, ALL Japanese anime men are at least bisexual.”
~ WA2 conversation concerning Ken from Weiss Kreuz
“Yeah, I’m married to a large child.”
~ Dr. Baird, psychology
“What’s monogamy?”
“It’s like origami, but you only fold the paper once.”
~ Angel (Mary’s sister)
“I love my gay friends, but, see, when I was a little girl, I always wished that when I grew up I’d be surrounded by beautiful men, and now I am…and I should’ve been more specific.”
~ Margaret Cho
"I have never given a hickey...no wait, wait I did. But I wasn’t that good. I just think she had really weak skin. "
~ Mark
“They’re disgusting!”
“No…they’re men.”
~ Mulan and Mushu, Disney’s Mulan
“…fighting like a lion! Fighting like a tiger! Fighting—(sees his wife)…as safely as possible.”
“Is this your idea of putting the baby to sleep?”
~ The Mask of Zorro
“I’m Megara. My friends call me Meg—at least they would if I had any friends. So, did they give you a name with all those rippling pectorals?”
~ Megara, Disney’s Hercules
“You know, if we’re lost, you can tell me.”
“We’re lost.”
“I can take bad news. Just tell me straight!”
“I don’t know where the hell we are.”
“No sense making it sound better than it is.”
“I reckon we’re going in circles.”
“Flower things up, I’ll just see right through it, so tell me honestly. Are we lost?”
“…Nope, I know exactly where we are.”
“That’s good. ’Cause frankly, I was getting a little worried.”
~ Crazy Cora and Mathew Quigley, Quigley Down Under
If the world were logical, MEN would ride sidesaddle.
~ Don’t know, but isn’t it true? ^_^
“Hell hath no fury like the vast robot armies of a woman scorned.”
~ Futurama
“…but in Shakespeare’s time, it would be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man who was actually a woman.”
~A conversation on Twelfth Night
A businesswoman in Manhattan has little probability of producing offspring with a dairyman in Mongolia, but if the two should get together…
~ Biology textbook, p. 446
“The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.”
~ Topsy Turvy
“She was beautiful. I wanted her in the worst way…standing up in a hammock.”
~ Reduced Shakespeare company, The Complete History of America (Abridged)
“If the first woman God ever made was strong enough to turn the world upside down all alone, these women together ought to be able to turn it back, and get it right side up again!”
~ Sojourner Truth, at a Womens’ Lib convention
“Hazel, we’ve got lesbians!”
“And me without herbal tea.”
~ Bernie and Hazel, Queer as Folk (UK)
Eve and the apple was the first great step in experimental science.
~ James Bridie
“Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong…and disposable.”
~ Mrs. Black, Clue
Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever,
One foot in sea and one on shore,
To one thing constant never.
~ Balthasar, Much Ado About Nothing
“She was beautiful. I wanted her in the worst way—standing up in a hammock.”
~ Complete History of America (Abridged)
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