“You are blessed by your friends.”
~ Mr. Hodgen
The Adventures of Vague Answer Man:
“Vague Answer Man! What do we do?”
“I don’t know…stuff.”
“But you have to tell us where Sort of Evil Man went, that we may destroy him and save our city. Where is he?”
“I don’t know. Over there, somewhere.”
“Can you help us at all?”
“Maybe.”
“Oh Christ. Forget it!”
Will the citizens of The City save their, well, city from Sort of Evil Man? Stay tuned!
~ Sarah Beth, in my friendship book.
“The chicken is hot!”
~ Jill (it’s a loooong story)
“I wonder, if the Jedi can do that whoosh thing, why they don’t do it all the time?”
“Maybe there’s a limit per day, or something. Like you can only do it three times.”
“That would suck. What if you wasted one on, say, turning on the TV?”
“What if you missed? Darth Vader: “Ha! I have you in my patented force death choke—Ack! *choking* I missed! Dammit!”
~ My friends and I contemplating Jedi powers after seeing The Phantom Menace for the first time
Remember that the ebb and flow of life will draw the ones you love away, but they will return smoothed out and polished like a piece of driftwood or sparkling sea glass…either that or they get lost in a storm or taken over by pirates, but that doesn’t make for the warm fuzzy feeling it was going for.
~ Gino, in my yearbook. ^_^
“Spread Yaoi Influence!!”
~ majik’s shojo magical-girl attack
“Super Kawaii Eep Attack!!”
~ Ann Marie’s shojo magical-girl attack
“I can just see your son years from now: ‘Uh…mom…I’m sorry…but…I’m straight!’ ”
“I’d be disappointed, but I’d try to be supportive.”
~ Megan and Akane, on Akane’s future children
“It’s like a duck in your underpants: it just doesn’t belong there!”
~ Natalie
“Want some soup?”
“No, I suck.”
~ majik and Meiran's interpretation of the conversation at Wufei’s pity party
“Ticklebugs!”
~Sa-chan
“Chocolate on peach yogurt?”
“Yeah! Chocolate goes with everything! On peach yogurt, on Tomo, on Kouji, on Xellos...”
~ Me and Alexandra on chocolate
“I swear to God, I just saw a druid walk past.”
~ Alexandra demonstrates her powers of observation.
“It’s like the Beatle’s White Album, only black…and then fuzz.”
~ Gino, being random
“Why would he say ‘As honest as coconuts’?”
“Well, have you ever met a dishonest coconut?”
~ Sarah Beth and I on Joseph, and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
“Thirteen fish named Jennifer! That would be the coolest name for an alternative rock band!”
~ I forget who, but we were commenting on Jill’s thirteen fish all named Jennifer…it’s a long story
“Go over there, Dave. Go loom.”
~ Gino, directing our Great Gatsby movie
“I’m writing a poem about Satan’s psychologist.”
~ Lindsey
“My Lord, your ass is perfect.”
~ Batty’s interpretation of the scene in The Road to El Dorado where we think the bad guy is checking Tulio out.
“I like to kill bad things.”
~ Batty does her impression of Link from Zelda
“Sometimes anime people are normal…. They eat. And they have five fingers. Well, some of them.”
~ Sa-chan
“And my mother said: ‘Alexandra! Never ever ever do that again!’ So I only did it one more time.”
~ Alexandra
“Cadbury Egg…Dispense!”
~ Lynda’s shojo magical-girl attack
“Some people still deny that Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus are a couple. They say that they’re just good friends. ”
“Hm. Yeah. Good friends that sleep together.”
~ Me and Sa-chan on relationships in Sailor Moon
“I’m King of the Potatoes!”
“You don’t look like a potato.”
“You don’t have to be a potato to be the king of potatoes.”
~ Gino, being random again
“Kumquat!! I was a mango.”
~ majik and fruit
“Me and Josh have deep, meaningful conversa…no, we don’t.”
~ Christine
“Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and you’ll have his shoes!”
~ Joanna
“Short people are cool!”
~ Jill
“Shut up! It’s my delusion!”
~ My brother
“I woke up this morning and the radio guy said: ‘It was just announced that two Backstreet Boys are getting married’ and all I could think was: ‘To each other?’”
~ majik
“I’m a black belt. I can kick your ass!…Help me up.”
~ My brother
“Wait, I love this: Arizona Green Tea, served in a California Pizza Kitchen, product of Canada.”
~ Sarah Beth
“You know, every once in a while I see why people torture Jill.”
~ Layna
“They let me play with highly flammable corrosives today.”
~ Jill
“I like your shoes.”
“They make me feel tall. Not many things make me feel tall.”
“Standing up makes me feel tall.”
“…Shut up.”
~ Christine and Sarah Beth
“Tomo spits.”
~ Alexandra
“Alexandra swallows.”
~ Megan
“Wait, Colleen! Sonnet’s in front of the door and she’s about to nail something!”
~ Alexandra
“I have a warm, fuzzy center of deep, dark chocolate and I’m not sharing it with anybody!”
~ Colleen
“It’s no fun if it hurts and doesn’t leave a mark.”
~ Debbie
“I just had the random urge to spin and suddenly there was a chair there, but I didn’t notice it until I ran into it. And then I was like: ‘Not spinning—falling. What?!’ But fortunately there was a wall there, too.”
~ Debbie
“You have to go in and out and in and out and in and out…It’s like having sex, but not as much fun!”
~ majik
“Nothing wrong with hentai if it's well written. Otherwise you get really bad adjectives that are better left to describe physical ailments.”
~ Meiran
“When I rule the world and destroy all of you… you’ll all be dead!”
~ Alexandra
“I need something… probably sex, but grits will do.”
~ Kylie on Ring Night
“I know I’m crazy, but this time I’m going to be crazy and comfortable and wear pants.”
~ Debbie
“It’s a four hour car ride, what else do you expect us to do? Have sex and eat pixie sticks. That’s about all.”
~ Car trip to Neko-Con 2000
“Guess what! I’m stronger than your face!”
~ Gwynna, saber team captain
“Okay, now that you guys all got some sugar in you… and you’re obviously doing some sort of backward frog satanic ritual… let’s get to work.”
~ Coach
“I was carrying a tray. It’s hard to be a penis when you’re carrying a tray.”
~ Jen
“I thank God every day for my ignorance. It’s what keeps me sane.”
~ Pinkney
“The light! It sucks your characters in and turns them into furniture!”
~ Sho
“I want to have a Canadian accent so I can be cool like the yak!”
~ Christine
“No! There is no little man in my armpit!”
~ Sa-chan
“I’m sorry. We usually warn people before they sit with us.”
~ My friends to a poor, unsuspecting person who listened in on one of our conversations
“Do not question your gift… or we will have to explain it.”
~ majik’s interpretation of the last line in the Dungeons and Dragons movie
“My first kiss was like that…only we weren’t drunk. And there weren’t any gypsies.”
~ Megan
“I try really hard to be a sociopath…but sometimes I forget.”
~ Ryo
“It’s all about the snowballs and the rose gardens. And we call it metaphysics!”
~ Debbie
“Has anyone seen my battlecruiser?”
~ Meiran, playing Starcraft
“Mental note to self: never get Brazilian bikini wax.”
~ majik
“Would you wanna piss off women on testosterone with weapons in their hands?”
“No, wanna avoid that.”
~ majik and Meiran about sabre fencing
“Life needs a backspace.”
~ majik
“It’s worse than slime! It’s like baked slime!”
~ Debbie
“I was hoping against hope and wishing against wish… now that’s a pain in the ass.”
~ in which Megan says two unrelated things in succession and I put them together to make a funny quote
“It worries me when people look at me and say: ‘Crap, never mind.’ I’m mildly concerned.”
~ majik responding to me ^_^;
“That’s a nice piece of car… Um, the door won’t open.”
~ Jill
Sarah: “Did you know that Gino lives in Haveral now?”
Jill: “In Haveral?”
Layna: “Where’s that?”
Sarah: “Toward Framingham.”
Christine: “What’s toward Framingham?”
Jill: “Haveral.”
Sonnet: “What’s Haveral?”
Layna: “It’s where Gino is living now.”
Christine: “Where’s Gino?”
Sarah: “In Haveral!”
Christine: “Gino’s living in Haveral?”
Sonnet: “Who’s in Haveral?”
Sarah and Jill: “Gino!” etc…
~ Friends in Friendly’s discussing Gino
The FBI has uncovered a terrorist plot to destroy American computing power by selling fake computers with anthrax-laced paint. These fake computers can be spotted by the brightly colored paint, a virtually unusable interface and the word "imac" (Arabic for "cleverly devised plot to kill Americans with poisonous ugly things") printed on them. If you see one of these suspicious devices, contact the FBI then beat the device with a bat to neutralize the virus.
~ Phillip’s away message
“Now
come on, people, we have to be civilized!”
“Yes,
because, as you know, the mad tea party is very civilized.”
~
Sarah Beth and Jill at Jill’s Alice in Wonderland-themed unbirthday
party
“And
as you can see: I’m glowing and you’re screwed.”
~
my brother, imitating Ruri from Nadesico: The Movie
“Molly, we needed you! We needed someone snarky! But Sonnet was here so we fixed it with violence, instead.”
~ Ryo
“If
you ever jump into freezing cold water please, please only jump into water that
reaches your waist. Believe me,
it’s better to accidentally release your bowels than it is to die when your
heart stops and you drown.”
“…I’ve
always believed that.”
~ majik and Prof. Larsen
Sonnetto-chan: The writer of fluorescent suns and IMer of the slowly decreasing word count, she is here before me, in all her glory and distractedness!!!!!!!
~ Natalie on IM
“Can
you tell we’re sexually deprived girls?”
~
Lynn from a WA2
meeting ^_^;;
“We were reliving our childhood and you’re over there hissing and eating blueberries!”
~ Megan to me ^_^;;
“Look, it’s a big, salty feeding frenzy right in my lap!”
~ Megan
“Brawn…taking…over…brain, must DESTROY!!”
~ Alexandra
“I think my head is about to explode.”
“Well, could you go over there, first? Brains are messy.”
~ Meiran and Ryo
“And here’s where John reveals he’s a boy, because, as we all know, Barbie does not have underwear.”
~ Kate in creative writing in class where’s John’s the only boy, critiquing his story
“I was afraid I was going to fail French, but then I got my grade back and she gave me a B+. I was like ‘Whoa. I don’t remember sleeping with you.’”
~ Sarah Beth
“Holy cow!”
“Cows are not holy and we know this because of Moses.”
~ Layna
“That guy has muscles the size of my head! That’s not cool.”
~ my brother
“The sooner you drink it, the sooner you’ll be sober.”
~ April
“Hey! It matches my beverage!”
~ Jill, talking about her Christmas gift
“The next person who breaks the law in my room, I’m turning in.”
~ Phillip
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