“Oh shit, I shouldn’t have said that. Now I’m getting mental images.”
~ Me. I forget what about. ^_^;;
“I think Lady Une should run for president. Her campaign should be: ‘Are you an Un?’”
~ Me, upon hearing the awful mispronunciation of Lady Une’s name in the English dub
“Ice! Ice on the floor!”
~ Me…again, it’s a long story.
As a rule of thumb in Japanese animation, don’t attack any person with a glowing symbol on their forehead, because they’re either god-blessed, or a demon. Either way, you’re screwed.
~ My observation, after watching Fushigi Yuugi
“I don’t write stories about my characters, I create characters who tell me their story.”
~ Me, on writing. ^_^
“I have a mean streak.”
“In you, the mean streak is more of a road. In fact, it’s one of those four-lane highways.”
~ In a conversation to myself, where the little voice decided to be painfully honest. Damn inner conscience. ^_^;
“I’d kick you, but I’m wearing open-toed sandals.”
~ Me, in one of my more violent moments
“Ultimate Sudden Therapy Backrub…Relaxation!”
~ My shojo magical-girl attack ^_^V
“Mm, just what I need—hairy breasts!”
~ Me ^_^;
“What kind of color is ‘pale’ anyway?”
~ Me… I still don’t know. If anyone has an idea, clue me in!
“My computer’s growing a personality. It has green hair.”
~ Me
“I want to be furniture! I mean, it’s not like I’m doing anything with my genitalia anyway.”
~ Me, after watching Ai no Kusabi for the fifth or sixth time
“I don’t care who you are! If I punch you in the face and sit on you, you’ll still whimper like a girl!”
~ Me, ranting about bad fencing directors
“I’m a woman! You’re supposed to underestimate me so that I may rip your eyes out!!”
~ Me
“When they can do the bump and grind, that’s time to call halt.”
~ Me, explaining how to direct a fencing bout to a freshman ^_^
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