“I like weevils!”
“They kill crops!”
“Like what?”
“Well…like cotton!”
“I don’t give a damn about cotton! I’m from the North!”
~ Colleen and Alexandra on weevils
…hate gave a terrible laugh
like a manhole opened to Hell.
~Robert Frost
“I can’t let my feelings for you interfere with taking over the world.”
~ Dr. Evil
Weather abroad
And weather in the heart alike come on
Regardless of prediction.
~ Adrienne Rich
“Big smiles…like you mean it!”
~ Chief Tannabuk, The Road to El Dorado
“Sir, did I piss you off more than normally?”
~ Mulder to Skinner, The X-files
“Mulder, I have a confession to tell you. I’m in love with Assistant Producer Walter Skinner.”
“Yeah, me too.”
~ Scully and Mulder, The X-files
“Hello, I see you’re arranging hats.”
“Yes.”
“Would you like to have sex?”
“No. I’m arranging hats.”
~ The Man Show
There have got to be stabler things than love.
~ Grendel by John Gardner
“Where are you going?”
“You know that wedding yesterday? Well, today I’m going to the annulment.”
~ Two guys at a hot rod show
“Hey, hey, wait! It’s me.”
“Prove it.”
“You’re a dick.”
(Nods) “Okay.”
~ Wolverine and Cyclops, X-men (The Movie)
“Do you really think there is only one perfect mate?”
“As a matter of fact, I do.”
“Well, then how can you be certain to find them? And if you do find them are they really the one for you, or do you only think they are? And then what happens if the person you’re supposed to be with never appears or she does but you’re too distracted to notice?”
“You learn to pay attention.”
“Then let’s say…God puts two people on Earth and they are lucky enough to find one another—But! One of them gets hit by lightning. Well, then what? Is that it? Or perchance you meet someone new and marry all over again. Is that the Lady you’re supposed to be with, or was it the first? And if so, were the two of them walking side-by-side and they were both the one for you, and you just happened to meet the first one first or… was the second one supposed to be first? And is everything just chance, or…are some things meant to be?”
“You cannot leave everything to Fate, boy! She’s got a lot to do! Sometimes you must give her a hand.”
~
The Prince and De Vinci, Ever After
But for certainty, back then,
We loved so many, yet hated so much,
We hurt others and were hurt ourselves…
Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
Whilst our laughter echoed
Under cerulean skies…
~ Opening of Chrono Cross, a Playstation game and I don’t know if I’m spelling that right
Maybe I have been here before
I know this room
I’ve walked this floor
I used to live alone before I knew you.
I’ve seen your flag on the marble arch
Love is not a victory march
it’s a cold and it’s a broken “Halleluiah!”
~ Halleluiah, by: Rufus Wainwright
“This is the worst assignment we’ve ever had.”
“Worse than the time we were attacked by the flesh-eating virus?”
“No, this is much more irritating. I’ve had enough, Mulder. Let’s go.”
~ Scully and Mulder, The Simpsons
“Water? Oh, no thank you. Fish make love in it.”
~ Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Before you can say, “come,” and “go,”
And breathe twice, and cry, “so, so,”
Each one, tripping on his toe,
Will be here with mop and mow.
Do you love me master? no?
~ Ariel to Prospero, The Tempest (This is a really cute scene when Ariel is Aidan Gillen who plays Stuart on Queer As Folk and Prospero is Ian McDiarmid of Star Wars fame and you can cut the sexual tension with a knife *V*)
“Can I believe a woman-ruled barbarian has no fear of my knife?”
“I am indeed afraid, Your Highness. Every moment of my existence carries such a burden of terror you could not imagine it. I fear I have no soul. I fear there are no gods. I fear there is no meaning to the pain I have known. I fear I have lost the capacity to love another human being or ever to see goodness in one. Among such fears as these, my lord, there is little room for you.”
~ Prince Alexander and the slave Seyonne, Transformation by: Carol Berg
What’s love but a nematode,
The worm that gnaws its wee hole,
A minuscule episode
Restless to become the whole?
Love, love, let me mock you thrice
With catspaw, rue, and foxglove.
Basilisk and cockatrice
Know how to answer, “What’s love?”
~ “Love Curse” by: Wesli Court
“You’re supposed to grow old with someone. Not because of them.”
~ Riggs, Lethal Weapon 3
If you break enough glass and there's no one to hear
And your heart's full of hate
'Cause your mind's full of fear
Let it go
~
“So Far Away,” Goo Goo Dolls
“I didn’t think it was physically possible for something to suck and blow at the same time!”
~ Bart, The Simpsons
“Ya had me worried, ya big candied yam.”
~ Jim to Blair, Sentinel Blooper Reel season 2
“Not to be mean or anything, but who are you and why am I naked in your bed?”
~ random extra, Boy Meets Boy by: K. Sandra
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