TITLE: Dear RelenaPART: 1/1AUTHOR: AJ from NZ / MoonCatBlue (I’m in the process of changing my name)E-MAIL: [email protected]ARCHIVES: Liz http://www.geocities.com/liz_shinigami/ajfromnz.htm Shinigami’s Demon http://www.geocities.com/shinigami_demon/archives.html Celestial Chronicles http://celestialchronicles.50megs.com/ Blue-ish : http://fade.to/blueashes FanFictionNet: http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=155019GENRE: ficlet, parody, humourRATING: GPAIRINGS: none actually mentioned - its up to you…WARNINGS: Relena bashing; Heero singing; parody of an ad; AU settingDISCLAIMER: I don’t own GundamWing and am using the characters from that anime series without permission - all other characters and locations are the intellectual copyright of this author.AUTHOR’S NOTES: This is based off an extremely old ad jingle that for some reason keeps looping through my mind. I couldn’t resist. The original jingle is below. Dear John…You know I hate to writeDear John…I must let you know tonightThat my love for you has goneSo I’m sending you this songTonight I’m with anotherYou’ll like him John - he’s your brotherMy love to you foreverDear John… The Dear John Letter… Relena came dashing into the mess hall, signalling for her friends to join her. “What's up Lena?” queried Dorothy, one eyebrow quirked curiously. “Why the fuss?” “It’s a tape!” The blonde girl smiled fatuously. “From Heero!” “Go on, play it!” urged her friends. Eagerly Relena hit the play button on her tape recorder, and as the others gathered close, they were assaulted by a nasal voice intoning the following lyrics: “Relena…You know I hate to writeRelenaI must let you know tonightThat my love for you has goneSo, I’m sending you this songTonight I’m with anotherBut he’s not your brotherMy love’s to him foreverRelena…” Dorothy smirked as the expression on Relena’s face changed from delight to bewilderment. As tears began to trickled slowly down the other girl’s face Dorothy sniggered. “Play it again, Lena.” The end.
MoonCatBlue