Yeah, this is just what it sounds like. I've been adding a few quotes here and there to my signature and it's starting to get a little long. So if anyone cares enough to see this, you may as well go right on ahead reading. Here goes:
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Deborah
aka Shinigami's Demon
aka Moonrose_02
AIM: girlinnet, ShinigamisDemon
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Keeper of the Gates of Time and Hell
Mistress of Shinigami's Demon: A Gundam Wing Fanfiction Archive
Member of the Gundam Wing Fandom Protection Society
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"That which does not kill me had better run away damn fast." -Anonymous
"Why put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after that?" -Anonymous
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| Taoism | Shit happens. |
| Confucianism | Confucius say, "Shit happens." |
| Buddhism | If shit happens, it isn't really shit. |
| Zen | What is the sound of shit happening? |
| Hinduism | This shit's happened before. |
| Islam | If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. |
| Protestantism | Let shit happen to someone else. |
| Judaism | Why does this shit always happen to us? |
| Catholicism | If shit happens to you, you deserve it. |
| Born Again | Same old shit, new cover. |
| Mormonism | If shit happens, it is eternal. |
| Judaism | Why does this shit always happen to us? |
| Polytheism | Who did this shit? |
| Monotheism | I've narrowed this shit down to one. |
| Satanism | We make shit fly. |
| Atheism | What is this shit? |
| Agnosticism | I don't believe this shit. |
| Rastafarianism | Let's smoke this shit. |
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Philosophy of George Carlin
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets
aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do
practice?"
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an
endangered plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid
someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If God is all-powerful, can He make a rock that He Himself can't lift?
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Wow, you made it all the way down! I'm going to ask you to check back every so often because lets face it, there's a lot of funny shit out there. And I like to put that into my signature. So it'll be changing pretty frequently.
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