What Are Americans Good at?

Finding cheap labor.

 

My company's website programming team is in Romania.

 

Not to mention its writing and researching team is in the Philippines.

July 11, 2007 | 9:23pm | Log 152 |

Star in Your Own Music Video!

I know you have those days when you have the MTV look on your face...

 

Staring at blankness. Mulling in loneliness. Contemplating in thought. Drifting in outer space. Etcetera.

 

We all have them in us.

 

But of course you must have the music to match your hopeless romantic cinematography!

 

That's what I'm here for. I'll show you the places to have your background music when you feel like releasing all those poetic emotions��when you feel like the world is your stage and we are at the mercy of your moves.

 

1. JEEPNEYS. The rush of wind from the jeepney's window (except if you're in EDSA or Commonwealth) already makes for a good NATSOT (Natural Sound on-Tape). And of course, there's that precious Prince Charming effect on your hair.

 

But we're here for the music. And the jeepney will never fail us.

 

Gone are the days of the remix-of-all-that's-in boombox jeepneys. Our jeepney drivers have been showing their mushy side of late with radio stations playing oldies-but-goodies.

 

Hits like Ocean Deep, Nothing's Gonna Change My Love for You (You know, naman, my love how much I love you), and Skyline Pigeon are the staple in these parts.

 

This is a low budget film though. For circumstances beyond our control, be prepared for the occassional Itaktak Mo, Buksan Mo, Papasukin Ako or Doo Doo Doo Da Da Da. These oldies-but-goodies-playing radio stations are, after all, Love Radio or Love Radio sound-alikes.

 

PS: FX drivers and riders like to believe they are a class higher than jeepneys.

Do not worry. Their radio knobs are still the same banana.

 

2. MALLS. How could you not love the effect of being lost amidst a crowd of faceless people? But that is just dessert as to what malls can contribute to your endeavor...

 

2a. The Flute corner. Classics such as My Heart Will Go on and How Do I Live Without You? will never ever be left out of the playlist of our flute demo friends. They have however proven to be updated on current affairs with their soulful renditions of Hawak Kamay.

 

2b. The Guitar and Piano "Sale" section. 214 and Just Once make up the big guns for the Piano section. And for those learning how to play the guitar, those in charge of the Guitars will not disappoint with More than Words��every aspiring guitarist's must-know!

 

These guys will offer a one-time, big-time "sale."

After disappearing for a month, it's round 2 of their one-time, big-time "sale."

And so on and so forth.

 

2c. Extreme Magic! Sing. You know their jingle. I just know.

 

3. U.P. COLLEGES of MASSCOMM and MUSIC. Biased, biased, biased!

 

But these neighbor colleges will be everything you need.

 

Request a song at DZUP.

Or eavesdrop at Music: horn, trumpet, violin, voice, xylophones, kumintang, drumsets, guitars...

 

Because the best musical scoring is subtle.

Naks! Now do your thing.

July 11, 2007 | 10:15pm | Log 153 |

Overheard at KFC.

Lunchtime, a while back...

 

A group of college students were eating when someone was like, "Ano ibig sabihin ng KFC?"

 

One witty wannabe muttered, "Kenny Rogers Fried Chicken."

 

Then it's all Ms. Brightside from here: "Tanga, Kentucky Fried Chicken yun! Yung Kentucky sa Texas yun."

 

May Texas na manok nga naman.

July 11, 2007 | 10:28pm | Log 154 |

If I Were a Transformer...


Source: Wikipedia

I'd be a shopping mall.

"Liability ang sasakyan."

- Kaye Laroco, 2005.

 

July 11, 2007 | 10:31pm | Log 155 |

If I Were Harry Potter...


Source: Wikipedia

I'd bring the Transformer shopping mall at Hogwarts.

(Behold, Dumbledore's Contractuals).

July 11, 2007 | 11:28pm | Log 156 |

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