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| Glove Compartment Member - Ryan |
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| Ryan formed Glove Compartment along with J, in 1943. Plays Bass Guitar, and sometimes can be heard making gay comments during recordings. Ryan is in the Guienes Book of World Records for having the world's Smallest Penis, which he named Mr. Jingles. This gave way to more punishment being dealt to him by other band members, and the world itself. Ryan did not care however, as he self esteem was too low to even try. His problems with women are well documented, and he can sometimes be seen in bars, crying in a desolate corner. Writing a couple songs for the band, fueled by his deepest rage, as shown in the song "Wait and Pee", he is one of the few that can lay claim to the fabled title, "Hateful Son of a Bitch". He currently has been writing more and more songs as the day goes by, all being pieces of decrepid shit, which shows his value as a member of Glove Compartment. | ||||||
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