I lost a nut, back in 'Nam,
It hurt alot, but One Testicle Remains.
All these thoughts of sex today,
another surge to go get laid.
Seen my nowhere nut, cry it's nowhere baby batter.
Found a slut out by the road,
I heard she swallows cumshots whole.
But I couldn't, with that stupid whore named Donna.
Chorus x2
Heavy snowfall, the sun sets,
All of these assholes forget,
While everyone goes and screws behind my back.
I can't elude these thoughts,
All the whores are sucking cocks.
Ass to ass, nut on nut, grab the cack.
Chorus x2
And I spilled milk on it..
Cum away, fuck away, ramming bodies.
Ass to ass, nut on nut, grab the cack.
Chorus x2
Ass to ass, nut on nut, grab the cack,
One Testicle Remains.
That stupid whore named Donna.
And this 2 inch penis..