J was a man of few words, and fewer good songs. Convinced that God had a part in the misfortune of his life, J vowed to form a heavy metal band and "show" God.
Without realizing it, J had just then, made the decision to change the face of music forever.
In 1045, J tried to create a heavy metal band named Alcoholica.
Fueled by his passion for alcohol, and an even more passion for....alcohol, Alcoholica did not last more than 15 minutes. The exact time of it's existance, was 13 minutes, and 12 seconds.
J's next shot at a band came in 1942, where he met fellow rocker, Ryan Bott.
Ryan's gay antics on stage, left J with few words, and also left him throwing things at Ryan. They became friends, and joked around about forming a band. Unfortunately for the world, it happened.
J is the front man for Glove Compartment, playing Rhythm Guitar, Drums, Bass, and backup vocals.
He is usually seen doing the first and last.
During the "Remember the Glove" Tour, in 1978, J admitted he had a drinking problem and faced rehab. Upon his discharge in late 1978, he tried to commit suicide by thrusting many safety pins into his arm and fingers.
Failing at suicide, he returned to Glove Compartment, who were not happy to have him back. They finished the tour, and made a couple new albums.
To this day, J has not forgiven God, and says that he will "kick God's ass for not leaving him the last piece of pizza."