| Kaioshin's Corner Episode 1: Interview with Kibito! |
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| *Music plays and Karr sits behind his desk* Karr: Hello Kaioshin fans, welcome to my show! We couldnt't get Kaioshin himself on for our first show, he had...an appointment...right? *Karr looks at cameraman then back at the audience* Karr: Ahem, yeah, so we got the next best thing, Kibito! *Kibito walks in and takes his seat near the desk* Karr: Welcome to Kaioshin's Corner! Kibito: *keeps his arms crossed and nods* Well thanks for having me here Karr, such a late hour too.... Karr: Yeah, haha seems they only had one time slot open for talkshows, latenight, er thats what my manager said.... Kibito: How odd...maybe it's because your show is lame... Karr: Oh sorry Kibito, I didn't catch that. Kibito: Uh I mean...your show is great Karr, I'm sure Kaioshin would be proud. Karr: Well, haha thank you for the compliment! Karr: So Kibito, what is it like being the bodygaurd of the Supreme Kai? Kibito: Basically I just make sure he's ok and help him out and stuff... Karr: Huhh...thats interesting, and what exactly would the Supreme Kai need help with? Kibito: Hmm, how about answering stupid questions for him and going on talkshows instead of him... Karr: That's amazing! You are a good bodygaurd Kibito! Kibito: Uhh, thank you... Karr: Your welcome! Kibito: So how much do you make for doing this show Karr? Karr: I don't make much i'll tell you that, ah hahaha, but my manager takes care of me...thats right, two meals a day. Kibito: Hmmm...and who is this manager of yours? Karr: Well it's complicated, but basically my manager is God. Kibito: Ohhh i see... Karr: Yep, thats right, God owns me. And who is your manager Kibito, uh other than Kaioshin? Kibito: No one... Karr: No one...thats crazy! So there's no actual God in the DBZ universe eh? Kibito: No not really. *Kaioshin appears next to Kibito and blinks* Kibito: Uhh master, what are you doing here?? Kaioshin: *looks around* Not another talk show, I thought you were done Kibito... Kibito: *blinks* *Rumbling is heard as the studio doors bust open and about 100 fangirls run toward Shin* Karr: Well thats all for today's show, heheh, I'm going to get out of ....*is stepped on by fangirls trying to get to Shin* Kibito: *Dives under the desk* Kaioshin: O_O *stands still too scared to move* END |
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