Quotes&Converations

Hullo. This is a collection of my favorite *points to picture* quotables, or quotes, from my favorite boys. These are just some sayings that I have liked and that have made me laughed. I took these quotes, so far, from watching my dvds. When you read these, I hope you feel a little affection towards these boys. They are wonderful, and that's why I like them so much.

Quotes and Stuff from:

Any Given Thursday commentary- feat. John Mayer and Scotty Crowe

FotR Commentary- feat. Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, Elijah Wood, and Sean Astin

You have been warned, tho. These are just thangs that appeal to me and not necessarily the general public. Hee, I'm unique that way. And oh, a lot, "A lot", of things are most likely out of context. So if you get confused along the way, that's all right. Just forget about it and move on with your life. And things in italics will be my personal comments. I like to butt in like that.

Audio Commentary from the Any Given Thursday dvd

This is the first (and probably last) audio commentary an artist has ever done on his or her own concert. Yay, John Mayer. *claps* The commentary with John and Scotty is very amusing. They laugh, joke, and even beatbox. Slice and dice em. dela the bass player makes a brief appearance at the end, but he's still sweet all the same. Even if he does steal your crutches.

Scotty: It was a song called "Beam Me Up."

John: It was a song called "Beam Me Up," Scotty. Ha ha, get it?

Scotty: "Drums."

Everybody: *pause, then laughs*

You get it? It's a Justin Timberlake "Like I Love You" reference. They sure love Justin. There's evidence in the road journal. Go Scotty.

Scotty: And there's the welcome, welcome to Birmingham.

John: I like the fact that I show up at a city and say welcome.

Concert!John: You guys ready to go for a while tonight?
John: That's what I say when I can't wait to get off the stage.

Scotty: I know, I know!

John: *is laughing*

Scotty: That's true, that's definitely true.

John: That is NOT true. Actually, that's me coming to terms that I can't move for two hours.

John: "Your Body is a Wonderland" is still hangin' tough like Donnie and the boys.

A New Kids on the Block reference. Donnie was always the cool one.

John: I don't have a chin, and I didn't know I didn't have a chin until I watched this dvd.

Concert!John: Whoo, whoo!

John: I'm a master at hyping people up, as you can see.

Scotty: "How to Rock a Party," by John Mayer.

Scotty: This is a little commentary coming from both sides.

John: Yeah, I'm talking about me talking. By the way, we're filming this commentary for a dvd that will be out soon, and we're gonna put commentary over THAT commentary. I'm gonna say "Look at my hair, I'm sitting at the chair lookin at the computer." I wish. I'm so sad, I would probably buy that. *sigh*

John: David looks like the kind of guy you wouldn't wanna have over at your house, but he's the sweetest guy in the world. So anybody who's watching- Just bcause he hasn't had his hair cut in a while, you know, drives without a liscense...

Scotty: Takes people's crutches away.

John: You know, he's just such a sweetheart.

Scotty: And if you've had a crush on this guy and your parents don't like his appearance, just say, "He has an extreme longing for Bubbalicious bubblegum."

John: I can be killed by conventional weapons.

Scotty: I am amazing. He really is.

John: I'm definitely thinking to myself, "Did I pick the wrong song?" Then I said, "No, and I'm gonna get rhythmic!"

John: Scotty and my parents correspond without my knowing, and that is sorta creepy. In fact, I think they sent you money.

Scotty: Yeah, they sent me money.

John: You know that if your parents send your friend money, there's a relationship.

John: Sit down and listen to me, it's story time!

Concert!John: You know what the moral of that story is?
John: Ha ha! No, there's not.

John: I don't know if that story had a point.

Scotty: It was fun to tell.

John: I'm huge! I'm a giant man. Hulking shoulders and arms.

Scotty: Solid mass of rock.

John: It's ridiculous. And what did I decide to do? Get a guitar the size of a beltbuckle!

John: The F-word, it just really means, "Hey. I'm funny."

Scotty: And that's why people use it all across the globe.

Scotty: But kudos to all the people who were there because they were on pitch for the most part.

John: I don't know if it's the law of averages when you get a bunch of people in the room, or if my fans are just really good singers, but man. They sing notes betterthat I do.

[pause]

Scotty: I just said "kudos"

John: Only Wapner can judge me.

John: Whenever I'm singing, "I'm driving down the 85" and I'm in New Zealand, I say to myself, "You wouldn't understand."

Scotty: What is that?

John: That's a lense glare or something. I don't really know what it is.

Scotty: I think it's a puppet.

[John laughs]

John: What are you talking about?

John: It's such a man thing to not admit that you're sorry that you've offended someone, but inside just shrivel up and die.

John: Someone wrote "Do me" on a sign a couple nights ago. That was easy to read.
Scotty: It said, "dome."
John: "Dome", I said.

Audio Commentary from the Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring extended dvd

Oh, I just heart this extended dvd. Four frickin' cds for about 30 dollars. That's a good buy. And it has induced much laughter from me, so it's priceless. The movie is 3 and a half hours long, so it has a looong commentary with many gems along the way.

Dom: Now hang on, this is the entrance to end all entrances.

[Pippin and Merry make their entrance]

Everybody: Oh my god...

Billy: Here we are.

Dom: If that is not two movie stars.

Elijah: Cheeky.

Elijah: *talking about getting his LotR book signed by Ian Holm* You didn't hear about mine. I gave him my book, left it in the trailer, and evidently he didn't know it was mine so I got my book back and it said, "All the best." Hee! "Ian Holm." The best part about him saying this is his giggle. It's too cute for words. You just have to hear it. =)

Dom: That... noise, is Billy-

Sean: Screaming like a girl!

Dom: -because he thought his pants were on fire.

Elijah: Was that Billy?! I thout it was just from the sound track.

Billy: No, but they told us it was actually going to blow up. I thought we were just gonna do the blowing up bit later. So it then blew up, I shrieked, wet myself-

Dom: Yeah, then I just kind of laughed.

Billy: He laughed.

Dom: And they kept the take.

Billy: How did you know that?

Dom: I'm clever, man.

Billy: That's great, I didn't know that. I suppose if I watch dvd, I'll get that.

Dom: I would never send you a letter.

Billy: Well thank you very much.

[pause]

Elijah: I'll send you one, though.

Billy: Thank you! Thank you, Elijah.

Dom: Eh, you're not so tough doggy.

Elijah: Now here's a question that somebody asked, is do hobbits have dogs like that?

Dom: That guy does.

Sean: I've had several people ask me, in all sincerity, if your eyes were digitally enhanced.

Elijah: I know, I get asked the same question by far too many people.

Sean: And I keep saying, "No, no."

Elijah: The thing that always gets me is, "Do you wear contacts?" And I say, "Yes I do." "Ah! Ah!" Busted!

Dom: Colored contacts!

Elijah: No, clear contacts. I have bad vision.

Sean: No, not just for the color, but people wanna know if your eyes were made bigger.

Elijah: *agrees*

Dom: They did have to mess around your eyes a little, Elijah, because you are quite cross-eyed in real life.

Elijah Yeeah.

Dom: 'Cause that's just not very movie-starlike. You NEED to look straight, you know.

Sean: You two just sorta mind-melded.

Dom: "Mind-melded"? That's great, Sean! "Mind-melded"... I'm gonna write that down.

Billy: "You take it! Or somebody else take it! We'll bury it!"

This long sequence is one of my favorites, if not my favorite already, in the FotR commentary

Elijah: All those days of playing Cup.

Dom: Oh Cup was a fantastic game.

Billy: Cup, by the waym is when you take a paper cup-

Dom: A Dixie cup.

Billy: A Dixie cup, if you're American.

Dom: Or paper cup if you speak English.

Billy: -And you keep it up by passing it to each other, which sounds quite boring but if you're waiting for a helicopter for a couple of days, it becomes the main ways to pass the days.

Dom: I would like to say that it's an original Dominic Monaghan game. It is available at my website. You can use different cups, but if you want you can use the official Cup cup.

Billy: Dominicmonaghan'scrazygames.com

Dom: Another game called Nudge, which Billy is a huge fan of, so if anyone wants me to get into gamemaking-

Elijah: Speaking of games, what was the name of the fake game you all tried to get me into?

Billy: Oh, Tig!

Elijah: Tig, that was good! Oh my god.

Billy: It was when we were filming Weathertop, and myself and Dom, just started tagging each other. You know, touching each other, for no reason. Then Sean came over-

Sean: Slightly different from tag.

Billy: And he came over and started doing it as well, Tig. And then we'd say "tig tig" ot "tig tag" for no reason.

Dom: Tom tig.

Billy: And then Elijah came over and said, "What are you guys doing?" I said, "Oh, we're just playing this game called Tig." He says, "How do you play?" And then we spent the next two hours making up rules.

Elijah: And trying to teach me, and of course I was getting everything wrong.

Sean: The three of us were ever frustrated that he wasn't following these new rules that we were continuing to make up.

Dom: So the three of us were constantly getting it right, and everytime that Elijah tried a new way of tigging someone, we'd say, "No Elijah, you can't tig on a tog" or "tag on a tig. You have to do an elephant impression if you're gonna tig Billy, and if Billy tigs you you have to get on your knees and pull your trousers down."

Billy: "How many times Elijah, you can't double-tig a tag."

Dom: And for weeks, he said how much he enjoyed playing Tig.

Sean: He wanted to get the rulebook.

Billy: But you remember, we forgot to say it was a lie, though. And it was like a year later, he says "Why do we never play Tig!?"

Dom: I don't know what's happening here, but I look REALLY handsome.

Everybody: *giggles and stifles laughter*

Dom: Or, the hobbits are just pillows! They're just pillows! Who would have thought it?

Billy: They become feathers when you stab them.

Dom: How can he carry a ring if he's just made of feathers?

[scene is when Viggo throws an apple at Billy's forehead]

Dom: Ooh.

Sean: That must've hurt.

Billy: Well, it was about the fifteenth time. It was starting to hurt then, so yeah.

[talking about going through the disgusting marshes]

Dom: It was just hell, do you remember that?

Sean and Billy: Mm-hmm.

[pause]

Elijah: Was that an "mm-hmm" in unison?

Everybody: *laughs*

Billy: Oh, that was horrible wasn't it?

Dom: There was talk very early on, as a joke, of Elvish women weeping because Merry and Pippin were leaving, because we've been kind of their sugardaddies for the last few weeks that we were hangin' around.

Billy: And we liked the idea that some of them might be pregnant and stuff.

Dom: Yeah, holdin' onto their tummies saying "Don't go."

Dom and Billy: "Don't go."

Dom: "It's okay, we'll try to be back in nine month's time."

Billy: For some reason Pete never went for that.

Dom: Sean spent an hour directing helicopters.

Sean: No, no I didn't.

Billy: And I'd just like to say that they all landed safely.

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