\n^Imam should declare hamburger\nto be Haraam.  Enshah Allah.
\n^American Malounin eat lots of cows!  Good Muslims should eat chickens or lizards, not cows!
Imam Seyed Ali Khamenei, my moula, is the one to be answered!  I only answer to him!  He who is my moula!  He who is my Rahbar!  Oma is under his will!  Iran is under his will!
Ali, Ali, moula Ali!  Seyed Ali Khamenei!  Rahbar Ali, moula Ali!  Ruhe khoda Ali, Imam Ali!  Ya Hoo!  Ya Ali!  Ali, Ali, Seyed Ali!  Oh, by the way, did I tell you that I am a big fan of Rahbar Ali Khamenei?
You will change your ways!  You will learn!  You will obey Allah!  You will obey Imam!  You will respect Imam!  You will respect Übercows of Shi'ite!
Look at the people who write here!  Spend a minute and look at these mozdooran-e ajnabi: CIA agents, Mossad agents, taghootiyoun blood-sucking Monarchists, malounin infidel Haraami, . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
... monafeghin MKO, Bahai bastards, Jew Zionist pigs, servants of Great Satan, westoxicated vatan foroushan, non-Muslim hellish bastards, homosexual gays of southern California, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
... prostitutes selling their bodies in Haraami land, thieves and murderers, drug dealers and abusers, child molesters, cheap whores, liars and false prophets, other bastards! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
\n^That's why I can't stay away\nfrom this place!  Reading these\nmessages turns me on!