^Don't my Khatami spectacles\nmake me look cool?\nLa ellaha ella Allah!\nLa ellaha ella Allah!\nAllah O Akbar!  Khamenei Rhabar!
^Why are a cow's udders slung so low compared to other animals like humans?\n\nBecause Allah created Cow in his own image!  Ya Ali!  Ya Hoo!  AOL!  PcPages!
^Why is a human's shoombool so\npitifully small compared to a bull's?\n\nBecause Allah created Cow in his own image! Ya Ali!  Ya Hoo!  AOL!  
^\nKhomeini Khomeini ey Imam!\n\nRuhollah, we continue your way!
^Ya Hoo!  Ya Ali!\nMoula Ali!  Seyed Ali!\nImam Seyed Ali Khamenei!\nAllah O Akbar!  Khamenei Rhabar!\nYa Hoo!  AOL!