Happy Personal Bio Time!!!
YES! You poor unsuspecting saps! I, uhh, mean.... Ahh, screw it! You can't even try to cover that one up.
Anyways! I thought I'd put in some crazy bios on myself and a couple of friends just for some fun and laughs. You know you'll enjoy.
Name: Shanna AKA Critter AKA White Mofo Indian AKA Lady Coreander AKA Broken G-Ride Bouncer AKA Pornstar.
Positions: Beastmaster of the Spiff Empire, Live Street Team member, Pimptress, Webster Crazie, Band Geek, Doom Bringer, Funeral Director.
Foods of Favorite: Stir-fry, fried rice, lo-mein, teriyaki rice bowls, good egg-rolls (No, I'm not Asian), lasagna, donuts, etc...
Height: 5'5"         Weight: 108
Weapon of Choice: Conventional, and non-conventional household items.
Hobbies: Wrecking as much havoc on mankind as I possibly can. Corrupting the minds of the general public, etc...
More to come. Don't worry.
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