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20. Non-Title Latino Dino vs. Rancid Monk
In this match our new superstar Latino Dino. He is very strong. He is a incrediable superstar. He faced the Rancid Monk although did not remeber all the backyard moves so he used some school wrestlign moves (Witch hurt liek hell) Then Ctirc inerfeird to help his partner then realized they were being pussys so Citric hurt Rancid giving Latino Dino nto a cheap shot then Latino Dino wins. (LAtino Dino does super high suplexes) (Volume 1)
21. UHW Deep North Hemp Title Match- Latino Dino vs. Citric vs. Chronic
In This match a cookie sheet was used a lot. A super high suplex was done by Latino Dino. There was a good preformace by him again. Citric started to bleed liek hell. Then to make matters worse Chronic nailed him int he head with a punch. Then Chronic ddt him into a chair. Also citric Fisherman Carried Latino Dino onto a chair and a light bulb. Then takign a break to clean up the glass. Citric ended up getting pinned by chronic then Latino dino did the Canderibrus to Chronci then Chronic got pissed (chronics finisher) Started beatign him up. Then ALtino got mad and about killed Chronic and Latino Dino won the uHW Deep North Hemp championship. (Volume 1)
22.UHW Deep North Mountain Dew title match-The Rancid Monk vs. Chronic
The millions of times these guys fought. Rancid Monk winning most of the time. Rancid Monk is a good fighter. Rancid Monk frog splashed chronci ona picnic table. HE also hit chronci with a barb wire bat. Also took out the skate board. Hit Chronic. The only was Chronci ended up winning was with the floresent tube. He hit it agaisnt Rancid. Then he also gave a huge head shto with the cookie tray to Rancid. In the end Chronic finnally beat Rancid Monk for the title. (Volume 1)
23.Non-Title Latino Dino vs. Citric
Citric said that he only lost against latino because of Chronic. He says he can normally beat him. This was a pretty good match overall. Then until the fire came. Citric puleld out the chair lit it on fire. Then Suplexed Latino Dino. Although somthign new happened. Latino Dino started on fire. He was burnign and runnign around. HE took off hsi shirt (Gross) and got it out and stupidly rolled aroudn even the he wasn't on fire anymore. Since that Citric weakended him enough and won.
24. Citric vs. Rancid Monk
Citric and Rancid Monk are partners, they both got the first titles together, then they both lost them together. So being pissed and all after losing their championships they decided to have a match. They used the cookie shit in a many different ways. One move was used that UHW dn hadn't seen before, and that was the reverse suplex which you should check out on the tape. THis match was hilarous as usual in uhw deep north, baby powder was used, as well as REAL hardcore weapons, the baby powder only happened because we're retarted. Anyhow Rancid Monk won.
25. Re-match- Citric vs. Rancid Monk
Citric demanded a rematch. There were so many great moves and new moves used here. They used the northern lights suplex, which is a 180 suplex that looks kick ass. Then they used vertical suplexes, reverse suplexes, and release suplexes, just about every varation you could think of. Anyhow being the equals they are Citric managed to beat Rancid Monk in this rematch with his 360 leg drop, and his Citricide that turned out good compared to other times. Citric won.
26.Non-Title Match- Chronic vs. Uh-Oh-Oreo
Uh-Oh-Oreo wanted to prove he had what it took to get to the Hemp Title. He been in for a while but hasn't had time to prove himself. He has improved the most out of anyone...although sucked the worse. Oreo faced Chronic and beat his ass and elephant splashed him. Elephant splashes hurt because its 550 lb.
27.Citric vs. Uh-Oh-Oreo
This match was a sweet match. It all boiled down to see if Uh-Oh-Oreo coudl prove himself to everyone he has what it takes to be here. Citric proving himself many many times. Decided hey I can beat him. They fought but in the end a ply wood wouldn't break and citric got pissed and snapmared his ass into the ply wood.Citric won.