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BIRTHDAY BASH!
Citric vs Rancid Monk
This match was sweet, there was lightbulbs, steel chairs, ladders, at one point Citric even reverse citricided
rancid Monk onto the freaking ladder. This match was not as hostile as their other matches. Rancid monk whorling dervished
CItriconto a steel chair with light bulbs on it. THere was alot of stuff on this match but its been too long for my mind to remember.
Rancid Monk did get powerslammed through plywood. In the end Citric one with a cyclone citricide onto a steel chair. He pinned him and
won his birthday match.
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Title match:
Crooker vs. Chronic WEDGIE MATCH
As lame as this is, it was done. It was for the title too. Whoever gave up because their ass was enduring so much pain
would lose the match. Chronic and Crooker used all they could with this wedgie manuver, snapmare with their boxers, now that
is just retarded. But i guess the match was pretty sweet. I mean they had some moves in it as well besides the whole wedgie thing.
over all i think that it would shame us as a hardcore backyard wrestling thing. Oh well, in the end crooker won because Chronic
could not take it anymore, his boxers in fact were ruined. It was rumored since Crooker was pregnant with rancid Monk's baby
he had in fact broke his water in this match. Crooker retained his title.
Triple Threat
Rancid Monk vs. Citric vs. Crooker (non title)
This match was elimination like all of the rest of the triple threats, Crooker was eliminated first because Citric Citricided Crooker
and then Rancid Monk performed the Samoan driver onto a lightbulb and pinned him. Then it was Citric and rancid monk who
had already fought eachother two matches before this. Citric had the upper hand but out of nowhere the rancid monk goes for the
hurracranna and pins Citric for the victory. Rancid monk wins, but does not win the title.