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Deep North rises Again
-Phazer Makes his return in the street hiding in an orange cone-
Phazer vs. Rancid monk
Phazer makes his return and has a new cockiness to him which some may like and others may want to slap him. Rancid Monk and Phazer go at it for a while. With their powerbombs and other various moves that are new to the Phazer in the past known as Uh Oh Oreo or Hypno. Phazer suplexed Rancid Monk through a plywood. Phazer also got plywood hit over his back and took it like the man he is. Being cocky as he is he power slams Rancid Monk and smashes a florsent tube over his back. While many other things happened and the upper hand was exchanged, at the end with a suplex to the orange cone, Phazer gains victory over the Rancid Monk showing the UHW Deep North hes back and ready for action.
Plastic Tub Match of Death
Mt Dew Title Match- Citric vs. Chronic
Chronic challenges Citric for the title and Citric accepts. Wow where do I begin. It started off with some nice moves off the ladder, exchanging chair shots to one another and then the first hardcore move is Chronic sets a florsent light tube on two chairs and puts Citric on another chair and choke slams him through it. Citric sentoned CHronic through two plywoods stacked on eachother. Chronic reversed Citric's reverse Citricide and canderiburused him into a plywood with a florsent light tube on it. Citric gave Chronic the sharp shooter and got a florsent light tube and taped it to a chair vertically. Then he suplexed Chronic into it and Chronic hit his back on the chair and the florsent light tube. Then some sweet thigns happened with extra shards of the tubes and the barbed wire bat. The orange cone left over was used with Citric drop kicking it and frog splashing it onto Chronic. At one point head butting it. This was a brutal and all out brawl. As we thought the match had come to an end, Chronic arm bar flips Citric into two florsent light tubes and drags him over to the plastic tub and lays him in there and Citric manages to get out. Then some things happen and Citric kicks the barbed wire bat into Chronic's ribs and power bombs him into the plywood over the plastic tub. Putting Chronic in the tub. Citric fastens the lid on top of the tub and still stands the Mt Dew Champion.