Here in UHW Deep North we have things that we are (kind of) proud of.. and will bring that back for memorial of people who care. If there isn't anyone who does.. Hey GOD!!! read something semi-useful that if you had a labtop you could read on the crapper, or maybe you can print this page out and read it like that. Well here are some past titles, and important events that have occurred in UHW Deep North that should be brought to.. our attention.
The Hemp championshp was the second title brought to the UHW Deep North early on. The idea sprung weird with Chronic's love of making hemp necklaces. So he created the Hemp title with materials at home and Citric and Blunt Man had a match for the title. This title stayed for a long time and has been thought to be been brought back some day. It was original to say the MOST. All of our things seemed to have been food or pop based so the first match the winner got a big bucket of Cheese Balls and endless supply of hemp necklaces. Did they really take them home? No..but it was the thought that counted. It was the thought as the mid-carder championship it had no equalization to the Mountain Dew title. Now for the real history.. the first match happened it was Citric vs. Blunt man .. the match was medicore for an indoor thing but even Blunt Man's moonsaults didn't stop Citric from winning his first title ever. After he won the title he held onto it for very long while his partner the Rancid Monk had the mountain dew championship. Then he lost his title in a triple threat with Chronic and Latino Dino to the new superstar LATINO DINO!! Latino Dino was a proud owner of the title but then in special referred (by Citric) vs. Chronic he lost it to Chronic. Chronic had just lost his mountain dew title and it was an easy win for him, but after just enduring two matches Citric snuck attack Chronic at his promo and the match winded up all the way in the snowy outsides of Citric's backyard and with a spear onto a shitty picnic table he pinned him and regained his hemp championship for a second reign. Citric held onto it for a bit after and defended it against Uh Oh Oreo and Rancid Monk. Then he stripped it from himself because of obscure reasons. The Hemp Title has a written history now, and it may resurrect or it may RIP.
The poweraid championship was an equalizer to the Hemp title after Citric stripped it from himself. The poweraid championship was made by the hands of Citric but it was Chronic's idea to have the title. There were two versions of the title, the first ghetto one that Citric made with little materials, and Chronic's that he made after winning the title with computerized label and such. The first ever match for the title was a ladder match where the title was held up in a light fixture and you had to grab the title buckle it on your waist and announce you were the new champion to win it. It was Citric vs. Chronic, the ladders were abused in every which way, and the match narrowed down and looked as though it was in Citric's and Chronic's hands numerous times it ended with Chronic slamming Citric's head into the wall and making him bleed and Chronic was the new poweraid champion. Chronic had the ghetto version for no longer than a mere few days till him and Rancid Monk created the new title. Chronic ended up holding it for a while and defending it left and right till Rancid Monk ended that and won it himself. Rancid Monk only held the title for one more match till the new superstar CROOKER won it from him. Crooker held onto the title forever... and after defending it to everyone who wanted a shot he decided to leave it behind and not actually announce him stripping it but stop holding onto it and it became a dead name. This title could come back with a ressurection looks like you will just have to stay tuned and see!!
First match Ever- Rancid Monk vs. Chronic vs. Citric
This match basically sucked balls. Citric got eliminated by knock out with a choke hold. Chronic got eliminated a bit after he got frog splashed through plywood. Rancid Monk therefore won the first ever match.
First Moutain Dew title Match- Rancid Monk vs. Chronic
This match was good just because it was better than the matches we had so far, it was "hardcore" for standards back then and Rancid Monk won the title.
First Hemp title match-
Citric vs. Blunt Man
Not a great match, but it was the birth of the title. Citric won.
First Poweraid title Match-
Good ladder match
Chronic vs. Citric.. and birthed the poweraid title. Chronic won the title.
Tournament of Elimination-
Rancid Monk vs. Citric vs. Chronic vs. Uh Oh Oreo
Not a great match, first ever more than three person match. Chronic won.
Ghetto Ring Trophy Match-
Rancid Monk vs. Citric vs. Crooker
First outdoor match with a trophy involved, the current mountain dew champion Citric won. It was 2/3 plywoods match.
Reunion 2005-
Rancid Monk vs. Chronic (c) vs. Citric (mountain dew title match)
One of the most hardcore matches ever, it was a renactment of the first match ever, and it showed how much more we improved from our first match. There was plywood, florscent tubes, chairs, barbed wire bat, Rancid Monk was eliminated with florscent tubes hit at his bare chest and back, then Chronic was elminated with a powerbomb through plywood smacking his head on the hard grass ground. Citric won the match and got his second mountain dew championship.
Casket Match (plastic tub of death!)-
Chronic vs. Citric (c) .. Mountain dew title match
This match was the first ever of its kind, the winner had to place their opponent in this huge plastic tub and seal the lid and they'd stand the mountain dew champion. It was slow paced, but it was hardcore as SHIOT! Canddierrubus onto florscent tube and plywood chairs, senton through double plywood, suplex onto chair with florscent tube on it, ect.. till the end where Citric reverse Chronic's hold and powerbombed through plywood laid on the plasti tub and sealed it shut and stood the mountain dew champion still.
Homecoming 05-
Rancid Monk & Crooker vs. Citric & Uh Oh Oreo
This match had one of the first organized tag matchs heel vs. face. It had a lot of sweet new moves, and it was probably a better indoor match, and it happened on the homecoming of their first year in high school. The heels overcame and won Citric and Uh Oh Oreo stood proud.
First Blood-
Rancid Monk vs. Citric
This match was good because it was a first blood match and both we're determined to win. Good hardcore stuff, it ended with Citric winning with a stomp of multiple tubes to the back of Rancid Monk and he shedded blood and lost. HUGE TAG MATCH-
Rancid Monk & Chronic & Citric & Crooker vs. Big Red Crab & Fire Crotch & Acid & Zeal & Zeldon
This match wasn't all that significant or good, it was alright. Too cluttered because of how many people. The only reason it's on this list is because it's the most people we've had in a match at once yet. The rookies won, and drifted away from UHW Deep North.
GOD HIGHLIGHTS!!!-
GOD!!! & Secret Agent Chad vs. Rancid Monk & Chronic
This was very hardcore, it was the Deep North vs the original uhw. It ended with Rancid Monk being powerbombed through plywood, but there was glass, tables, and killing. The original won, before this match there was lots of death that had no meaning. Good stuff.
( HUGE gap for important events but the only thing that happened was indoor matches and four or so; non-important outdoors that only one was a title match so this is spring and winter of 06)
Triple Threater!!!-
Rancid Monk (c) vs. Citric vs. Crooker (mountain dew championship)
This match was pretty hardcore, and that's why it was put in here. It was significant because Rancid Monk was taken advantage of and irish whipped it into a glass sheet!! yay for death. Crooker won the title swooping in and chokeslamming Citric onto ornaments and pinning Rancid Monk after he was wounded.
Am I bleeding?-
Chronic vs. Crooker (c) Mountain Dew Title match
This match was pretty hardcore man. Chronic was spine bustered into tacs, and a light bulb stomped onto his back that made him bleed like crazy. Like a pool of puddle in his boxers to get descriptive. After all that and blunt rolling and powerbomb Crooker onto ornaments, he pulled his strength together and suplexed him onto a diagnole tube on a chair and pinned him and won his fourth mountain dew championship.
Reunion 2006-
Rancid Monk vs. Chronic (c) vs. Citric (mountain dew title match)
This match was entirley brutal. People were hurt to the max in this match, bleeding out of the arm, back, ear, thigh, oh and did i mention ass!! Too many highllights to name them all. Rancid Monk sentoned Chronic off a roof onto plywood. Citric got samoan dropped threw plywood with four tubes on it and it was on fire, and he got pinned and elminated. After Chronic was fire man carried through a glass sheet and a shard was in his ass he got up and ducked a tube shot and hit Rancid Monk for the win. He retained his title..This match was so significant that it actually put Chronic in the hospital shortly after. In and out from stitches tearing from just sitting, so respect people.
---- The saga Continues---- (copyrighted to UHW and not darren shan)
This is a fake title. It never was held by anyone except for Uh Oh Oreo and it was made of poptart wrappers and cardboard, he was so unreliable we couldn't even give him a title. Although he wasn't a bad wrestler at the time once we got better he left.
<>
UHW Deep North Since 2004 (WOO)