(Even if we never gotten ask a question we can still have an FAQ page can't we?)
A: Ultimate Hardcore Wrestling
Q: Why did you guys start to fake fight?
A: Sam Berkland used to be in his cousins backyard wrestling (kind of) in Ultimate Hardcore Wrestling He'd have matches with his cousin were it would be his cousin doing all the work. His cousin is Danny Havoc which now he is a Pro Wrestler for CZW. Well Sam showed these videos to Ryan and Kyle which he showed T. Itty the Garbage Man vs God!!! (God is sams cousin) Then on the video tape Sam said he was going to start the Deep North version so he recruited Ryan and Kyle to have there first (shittiest) match in UHW.
Q: So why do you do stupid stuff for no reason?
A: Because, we get paid, but not money just in our own sastisfaction of a job well done!
Q: How Do I join UHW Deep North?
A: You talk to Sam Berkland, if you really don't want to talk to him then talk to Ryan or Kyle.
Q: I don't get it..?
A: This is a FAQ and that clearly wasn't a question-- but I do have an answer and you dont have to get it!!
Q: How long have you been doing this?
A: For a bit over two years, but if your asking when did we start getting good enough to actually let people know we did this.. like a year ago
Q: Do you discriminate against gays?
A: No.. we're not dicks.. we only discriminate against black people and jews.. Use to be Mexicans then El Fuego and Latino Dino Joined and we kind of had to pretend we didn't.
Q: What's the worst anybody has gotten hurt? (REAL FAQ)
A: I assure you that nobody has been hurt in this. It's all done with very,very good special effects
Q: Why do you even have a site when nobody reads it?
A: That's awful to tell us the truth like that....we like to have higher self confidence and increase our egos by pretending that our a backyard wrestling fed is famous eough for a website. There I said it.
Q: Do tacs hurt?
A: Does your face hurt? Because it's killing me!! (hahahah.) Wait.. what was the question sorry I was just reading this laffy taffy joke
Q: Why do you call Sam's cousin GOD!!! ?
A: What do you suppose we call him? His name? Do you suppose we ignore the fact that he took long time to think of a name as creative as that.
Q: Why is Crooker creaming to everything in his WHAT HE HAS TO SAY in his bio?
A: We're teenage boys, we're always cumming. Crooker turned out to be the late bloomer of the group and is very proud of his accomplishments.
Q: How long will you guys continue to do this?
A: There are two answers to that question, the first is until someone gets paralized or dies. The second is until we grow out of it near 17 and 18 and have to move on with our lives like the original uhw had to.
Q: Whose the best wrestler?
A: The best pretend fighter would have to be Tic Tac (mason crawford) whatever you want to call him.. Phazer,Uh Oh Oreo, Hypno, or Neal... he was the best for his utter lack of doing anything at all. The only reason I'm saying he's the best because it's the easiest way for people to know I'm being completely unserious.
Q:Well then whose the worst?
A: He is ^ ... didn't you read the rest
Q: Shouldn't you guys be doing something good for your community instead of violently WRASTLING** in a backyard?
A: Yeah, we do.. In fact Chronic Gardens.. (if you didn't understand that lame joke then you should be shot.)
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