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.Gooverthere:/sound # shutngo.wav 1,1'6,6'13,13'6,0�13,13'6,6'1,1'15,1 $$1 13,1, Just shut up and go over there 15,1 ÞÞ�13,1 WAY over there! 1,1'6
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.Dntmakeangry:/sound # trustme.wav 1,1'4,4'14,14'15,15'4,1 ò¿� 15,15'14,14'4,4'1,1'0,10 Trust me, 0You don't want to make me 4,1AnGrY 0 $$1 !! 1,1'4,4'14,14'1
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.Crock:/sound # crock.wav 1··�13,13.0,0.13,13.1,0 What a 1,0CROCK 1,0 $$1 13,13.0,0.13,13.1,0 ··�1
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actlikeass:0,1 If YoU AcT LiKe An @SS 0,2 $1 0,4 DoN'T GeT UpSeT WhEn PeOplE RiDe YoU : P
.endworld: 0,14 I KnOw YoU'D Go To tHe EnD Of ThE WoRlD FoR Me $1 0,12 BuT CaN YoU StAy ThErE ??
.angry60sec: 1,1'6,6'13,13'15,15.6�15,15'13,13'6,6'1,1'0,10,1 Well $$1 you know that every minute you are angry you waste 60 Happy Seconds :) !! 1,1'6,6'13,13'15,15.6�15,15'13,13'6,6'1,1'0
.dontbbaby: /sound # babies.wav 1,1.1,8 Aw 1,1.1,4 CoMe On Don'T Be A 1,4BaBy 1,1.1
.dontbullshit: 1,8 $1 0,0.0,1 CoMe 11ON! 9DoN'T 0 BuLL 8SH!T 0ME 11! 9! 8! 0,0.1,8 =)~
.u-r-introuble?: /sound # bgtrbl.wav 12�1Your In BIG Trouble $1 12�1
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.Kwazzy: /sound # buckweet[2].wav 12,9 $$1 12 Is Kwazzzyy !!! 0
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.kissass: 0,6 Everyday of my Life I'm Forced to Add Another Name to the List of People Who Can Just --KISS MY AZZ! 9 $$1 0,6-- Pucker Up!
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.dumbfoodstamps: 1,1.4,2*2,2'8,2DUH!4,2*1,1'0,1 $1 , You're so dumb you called for help on how to cook food stamps! 1,1.4,2*2,2'8
.dumb: 1,1'12,12'2,2'12,12'1,1'12,0¥¥1,1'12,12'2,2'12,12'1,1'0,0'1,1'0,2 $1 has got a full 6 pack but No plastic thingie to hold it all together!! 1,1'0,0'1,1'12,12'2,2
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.Not there:/me > thinks that5* $$1 * ain't all there today... about three 4 bricks short of a load!!!
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.Corn Flakes!: HEY 4* $$1 $+ *, Yep. I'd say you're almost as interesting as the corn flakes I had for breakfast this morning.
.wait4hug: /sound # waithug.wav 12,12�8,8�1,1�1,13�1,1�8,8�12,12�8,1 Hey $$1 If your Waiting Fer a Hug, You Might Wanna Pack A LUNCH! 12,12�8,8�1
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.Slam!:9,1 $me slams a 60 lb unix manual on 13 $$1 's 9 head. That gotta hurt...4 but then again...0 where there's no sense...12 there's no feeling!
.runoutwisecracks: 14,8�8,14�14,8�2,15 WhaT eLsE cAn U sAy???8,14�2,15 $1 U Have RuN oUt oF WiSe CracKs!! 14,8�8,14�14,8�
.wishicared: /sound # upyours.wav 4,4.1,1.4,4.0,6 I really wish I cared $$1 4~~ 0I wish I did.. but i just don't!! 4,4.1,1.4,4.
.sicknilike: /sound # ursick.wav 4,2 �13�11�9�0,2 You are one 8SiCK 0 puppy $$1 and I like it!
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.wisecracks: 1,1'10,10'1,1'11,11'1,1'0,0'1,1'13,13'1,1'6,6'11,1 Maybe we could live without the wisecracks, $$1 ! 1,1'6,6'1,1'13,13'1,1'0,0'1,1'11,11'1,1'10,10'1,1'
.ignorelist: /sound # badluck.wav 9,1 �13�::::::::�9� 0 $$1 �9�13�::::::::�9� 0 Congratulations, You just won a spot on my IGNORE List! 9�13�::::::::�9�
.Kept the Stork: 4,4l0,0l2,2l4,4l0,4 $$1 2,4 YoUr MoThEr ShOuLd HaVe ThRoWn YoU AwAy 0,4 AnD KePt ThE StOrK 2,2
.Bite Me: 4,1 HEY 11 $$1 13 CAN 4 I 9 JuSt 8 ReMinD 9 YoU 11 To 13 BITEME !!!!!!
.Kiss my Azz: 4,1 �9�4� 13 You can agree with me..OR.. you can KISS MY AZZ!!!!! 4�9�4�
.doesntmatername: /sound # name.wav 4,1 � � � 8,1 9 It Doesnt MaTTeR What Your Name Is! 4 � � �
.mind: 1,1.1,9?1,1.1,11�1,1.1,8?1,1.0,1 Do YoU MinD $1 ...I MeAn..HaVe A MiNd ?�? 1,1.1,9?1,1.1,11�1,1.1,8?1,1.