.frdsgowithousex: 10,10 11,11 0,0 11,11 10,10 11,10 fRiEnDs dOn'T LeT fRiEnDs Go WiThOuT sEx!! 10,10 11,11 0,0 11,11 1
.drunk: 9,1 I'm not under tha affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep i am 9,1 I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't1- 9,1 know who is me, and the drunker I stand here the longer I get.1r
.godmadestupidppl: 1,1'3,3'9,9'3,3'8,1 ��4�8�� 3,3'9,9'3,3'8,1 God must love stupid people,1,1'3,3'9,9'3,3'8,1 ��4�8�� 3,3'9,9'3,3''8,1 He made so many of 'em1,1'3,3'9,9'3,3'8,1
.nekidd: /me 8,10 8� reminds everyone that the difference between "naked" & "nekkid" is "naked" means you don't have any clothes on and "Nekkid" means you don't have any clothes on plus you're up to something!! SO let's get NEKKID!!! hehehee 8�
.fallen: /sound # fallen.wav 0,1>11>0>11>0> 4 I've Fallen and I cant Get 15�4UP!! 15�4! 0<11<0<11<0
.tntpants?:/me puts 1,4 D Y N A M I T E5,0]12-------1.`,' into $$1 's pants 1,4 JUST 4,1 TO 1,4 LIVEN 4,1 $$1 1,4 UP 4,1 A 1,4 BIT
.snapoutofit: /sound # snap.wav 1,1.13,13.113,1��0 �(��~)� 13,1��1,13 SnAp OuT Of It!!! 1,1.13,13.1 1,1.13,13.113,1�� 0,1 $$1 13,1�� .13,13.
.turtle: 5,8This room is 8,5 SLOWER 5,8 than a herd of 8,5 TURTLES5,8 stampeding through 8,5 Peanut Butter!!!
.cattongu: /sound # 2quiet.wav 13,2��0,2 Whats Wrong Does the Cat Got Everyones Tongue? 13,2��
.ycomehere: /sound # jfgoobrs.wav 6,0 �12 ?13 � 12 WhY 13oH 6WhY 12 Do 13I 6EvEn 12BoThEr 13CoMinG 6hErE
.keepsimple: /sound # blondy.wav 8,2�15�8� 8 Keep it simple, there is a BLoNdE in the room!8� 15� 8�
.garbstartstink: 1,1'0,4:1,1'1,8*1,1'0,4:1,1'1,8*1,1'0,4:1,1'0,0'1,1'8 YoU SPeND 0YouR LiFe 4aRouND GaRBaGe 8YoU STaRT 0To STiNK 1,1'0,0'1,1'0,4:1,1'1,8*1,1'0,4:1,1'1,8*1,1'0,4:1,1'
.popupsex: 0,1 In the 70's it was Free Sex 4>0>4>8!!!4<0<4<0 In the 80's it was Safe Sex4>0>4>8!!!4<0<4<0 Now in the 90's it's PopUp Sex1.
.ambrat: 11,12 I am a BRAT!13,12 and Proud of IT! 11,12:�!
.hubbyspace: 1,4 My husband said he needs more space....so I locked him outside
.backseat: 8,8.1,1..1,8 CAUTION 1,1.8,1 Kids in the back seat cause accidents - accidents in the backseat cause kids 1,8 CAUTION
.santasex: 0,3 Do YoU SuPPoSe SaNtA & MrS CLaUs...0,4 Do iT ReiNdEEr StYLe??
.sometimesnut: /sound # almondj.wav 8,1 Sometime's you feel like a NUT, 1,8 sometimes you ARE!!!
.bad4me: /sound # bebad.wav 13,1 I 11like 9things 8that 13are 4,1BAD 11for 9me 8!!!
.RiceKrisp: 1,8 ���������1,9 I Do WhAtEvEr My RiCe KriSpiEs TeLL Me To Do : ) 1,8 ���������
.Burbut: 8,5 I got one for ya~0,4What did one burp say to the other burp?0,3Let's be stinkers and go out the other end!
.Etch: 13 I got a brain like an etch-a-sketch | 13 I shake my head and all my thoughts dissappear
.wisemen4:1,1.4,4.1,18,8.13,13.9,9.1,1.0,0..4� 14,1 At a four-way intersection theres the 9perfect man, 4the 13Easter bunny, 0Santa Claus4,1 and the 11Tooth Fairy4,1 who goes goes first? 8 Nobody, none of them exist!1,1.4
.asprin: 0,10 (10,10Q0,10 � 10,10Q0,10) 0,1 So MaNy MeN..So LiTTlE AsPrIn 0,10 (10,10Q 0,10�10,10Q0,10)
.angry60sec: 1,1'6,6'13,13'15,15.6�15,15'13,13'6,6'1,1'0,10,1 Well $$1 you know that every minute you are angry you waste 60 Happy Seconds :) !! 1,1'6,6'13,13'15,15.6�15,15'13,13'6,6'1,1'0
..Assofself:1,1.0,4 LOL 1,1.0,0.1,1.1,8 (_l_) 1,1.0,0.1,1.0,2 I just made an A** out of myself! 0,0.1,1.1,8 (_l_) 1,1.0,0.1,1.0,4 LOL 1,1.
.welcometoshitcreek: 1,1'1,1'0,12:1,1'1,9�1,1'0,12:1,1`0,1 Welcome to Shit Creek1,1'1,1'0,12:1,1'1,9�1,1'0,12:1,1`0,1 Sorry,1,1'1,1'0,12:1,1'1,9�1,1'0,12:1,1`0,1 We're outta paddles.0,12:1,1'1,9�1,1'0,12:1,1`0
.Menliketatoos: 01,01.00,02 Men are like tattoos 1,1.00,10 They seem like a good idea at the time 1,1.
.hatebitinself: 9,13 AAAAwwww 13,9 I Hate Biting Myself....9,13 I Can Never Reach The Good Spots!!!
.mencement: 8,4 (: 12,4MEN ARE LIKE CEMENT: After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. :)8,4
.hubbieslikediaper: 11,1 HUBBIES ARE LIKE A DIAPER ALWAYS ON YOUR ASS AND MOST OF THE TIME FULL OF CHIT!!! LOL1
.changemindrock: 1,1'14,14'15,15'14,14'11,1 �10�11�1,1'14,14'15,15'14,14'0,10 The best way to change someone's mind is with a rock, I PrEfeR GrAniTe 1,1'14,14'15,15'14,1
.wakemewhendone: 14,14�4,5�1,1�0,4 Wake 1Me 4,1�4,5�4,1�0,0,1 When 4,1�4,5�4,1�1,4 You're 0Done1,1�4,5�14,14�
.azzhole: 13,1 You Have the Right Not to be an ASSH0LE, If You GIve up That Right , Everything You Say and Do in here, Will be held against you, If you can not afford to stop being an ASSH0LE, Then someone will be appointed to kick yours out of here!!
.mindovermater: 11,2 I guess its just mind over matter 13,2 2,11 If you don't mind it don't matter
.cooties: /sound # cooties.wav 3WARNING!!! 2 $1 5has 13cooties !! 5(����)�~ 6(����)�~ 7(����)�~8(����)�~9(����)�~10(����)�~11(����)�~ 13(����)�~ 14(����)�~ 2(����)�~3(����)�~ 4(����)�~ 5(����)�~ 13(����)�~14(����)�~ 1(����)�~ 6(����)�~2(����)�~3(����)�~ 6(����)�~
.rednck: 5 You might be a redneck if you say LOL on the telephone.
.BDAYspank: 0,1 Me 13,1 grabs $1 ....turns them over her knee...and begins Birthday spanking....one two three...ummm what comes after three???
.ROFL: 8,1RoFl So MuCh .....9 Fell Outta My Chair,4 Rolled Across The Room ...0 Hit My Head....11Sheesh!! Nearly Knocked Myself Out!!!!!!!!!
.WASNTNICE: 11,12 That 12,11 Wasn't 11,12 A 12,11 Bit 11,12 Nice 21,11!?!?!?!
.animals: 1,20 All 4MEN0 are 4Animals0 some just make better 4PETS 0than others!!
.doesntmatername: /sound # name.wav 4,1 � � � 8,1 9 It Doesnt MaTTeR What Your Name Is! 4 � � �
.attractmenxx: 1,15 ...2 You Wanna Attract Men??? I'll Tell You The BEST Thing To Put Behind Your Ears...4 YOUR ANKLES1!!!
.thinkinsex?: 1,4 Hey 0,4 , 1,4OnE 0,4oF 1,4uS 0,4iS 1,4ThiNkiNg 0,4 AbOuT 4,1SEX
.okitsme: 0,0..................................4,1 OK OK 0,4 It`s Me ;)~~~~~~~~~~~~
.APPLEonground: 0,14 It was not the 4Apple 0on the 9Tree 0but the 9pair 0on the ground that caused the 4trouble 0in the 8garden.
.sexisnotimp: 13,13X10,10.11,10:�10,10.13,13x11,14SeX iS LiKe AiR, iT's NoT iMpOrTaNt UnLeSS yOu'Re NoT GeTTiN aNy...1 ;)~~~~
.badword: /sound # badword.wav 4AWWWW U said a BAD Word!