Welcome to my wonderful wonderful page of Sailor Moon's You Know You Watch To Much Sailor Moon When:
Even your parrot knows the theme song by heart.
You own 2 VCR's. Just in case one fails during taping of the show.
You buy a new ZIP disk drive, just so you have a place to store all of the Sailor Moon pictures and sound clips you have downloaded.
On weekends you watch two episodes from previous weeks to avoid withdrawal symptoms.
You nickname your computer Amy.
You only get 31 points on your test, but you feel good because you have 1 point more than Serena got.
Your parents say 'go get a job', and you think, "okay, I'll be a Sailor Scout, or maybe I'll work in an arcade..."
You pretend that your sick just so you can stay home from school and watch Sailor Moon.
You get caught in Wal-Mart buying Sailor Moon dolls, and make up some lame excuse like, "It's for my little sister/daughter/niece...".
Your girlfriend thinks you like Sailor Moon more than her.
Your girlfriend thinks you like Sailor Moon more than her. AND She's RIGHT!
You see your mom, who looks exhausted, and wonder if her energy has been drained.
You get the reference to all of these.
You make a "You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When..." web page!
You've been watching too much Sailor Moon??? There's no such thing as watching too much Sailor Moon!!!
You'd rather watch a repeat episode of 'Sailor Moon', than watch a new episode of 'Friends'.
You can sing along to the Japanese theme song, and you don't even know Japanese!
You are reading this web page!
You have come back to read this web page more than once!
You can get up at 5:30 am to watch Sailor Moon, but can't get to a 1:00pm class on time.
You start saying "Sail..." and your friends roll their eyes, thinking 'not again!'. Even though you *could've* been about to say something like: "Sailing sounds like
something that I might like to do sometime."
It's the only reason you get up in the morning!
You nearly break down and cry, when your alarm doesn't go off, and you miss an episode of Sailor Moon.
You've actually done some of these!
Your e-mails 'signature' file, quotes Sailor Moon episodes.
In crowded places you start to sing the Sailor Moon theme song, in hopes of finding a fellow Moonie in the crowd.
You know what a "Moonie" is.
You ARE a Moonie!
You are constantly trying to recruit people into watching Sailor Moon.
You sign the online petition to keep Sailor Moon on the air. http://looney.physics.sunysb.edu/sos/
You sit down and write a hand written letter, to help keep Sailor Moon on the air.
You've developed Serena's "Sloth-like sleeping habits", and are proud of it.
You would rather have the Silver Imperial Crystal, than all the diamonds in the world.
You lose sleep over whether or not Serena and Darien are going to get back together.
You can't remember what the acronyms "ASAP" and "RIP" stand for but when you see "YKYWTMSMW" for the very first time, you say without thinking "Oh...
You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When!"
You throw a party and only serve hot cocoa, squid-on-a-stick, donuts, meatballs, vanilla-prune shakes, curry, muffins and weight gain bars.
You read the above line and say to yourself "Oh you forgot..." and without thinking, proceed to fire off 20 more food items which I forgot to mention.
You make your own Sailor Moon web site.
You single handidly try to bring all the Sailor Moon fans at your school together, to form a Save Our Sailors petition. (I actually did this and got at least 200
signatures!! Try it! There are more moonies than you think!)
You are a Master of Sailor Moon Trivia.
Your parents tell you that you can't watch Sailor Moon anymore because you are obsessed with it.
Instead of yelling obscenities, when you are mad at someone. You call them "Spore!" or "Fungus!".
It no longer bothers you that you are 20 years older than the Sailor Moon target audience.
You make up your own episodes and watch them in your dreams.
You are banned from Toys R Us for coming in every day and asking when the Sailor Pluto, Neptune, and Uranus dolls are coming in.
You have to pay for extra disk space on your server to accommodate your Sailor Moon web site.
You get a job as a janitor at DIC headquarters. Which is only the first step of your plan to infiltrate the DIC corporation and learn all the inside secrets you can.
In preparation for your hostile takeover, to acquire the rights to Sailor Moon.
You change the picture of the Windows 95 Logo that starts up with Windows, into a picture of Sailor Moon with a caption reading "Sailor Moon says, Windows
95 is now starting."
You set your computer up to play the opening Sailor Moon theme song when it starts up.
You set your computer up to play the ending Sailor Moon theme song when it shuts down.
You set your computer up to play various Sailor Moon sounds for other functions. "Moon Scepter Elimination!" closes a window. "Moon Crystal Power!" opens
one. "Kitty Magic!" creates a new folder or file.
Even your friend the "trekkie" thinks you're an obsessed fan.
You can always find time to write your Sailor Moon fanfic, but can't find any time to cram for your regents exam.
Even your parents are hooked!
Every bookmark in your web browser is a Sailor Moon link.
*Your favorite song is the SM opening theme.
*you wake up all your friends and family at 8 to watch with you.
*you are the leader and organizer of a Sailor Scouts CULT.
*when people get on your nerves you point and say "Mars fire...IGNITE!
*you start sticking meatballs to your head to be "more like The Great One"
*you start to wonder if Sailor Jupiter is available.
*you sew your own Tuxedo Mask outfit.
*Your lazy sister can't wake up at 8, so you tape the show, and MAKE her watch.
*you think Star Trek was Sailor Moons trip to Earth.
*you paint Crossroads Junior High on your school in a fit of wishful thinking.
*you repeatedly try to banish your sister to the negaverse.
*you dye your little sisters hair pink and keep calling her "Reenie"
*you notice a strong resemblance between your friends and various sailors
*you scream and your mouth takes up the bottom half of your face
*you spend your time writing these, except when you watch the show!
$ You call dollars Yen.
$ You wake up in the middle of the night from a dream where the Negaverse
was trying to take over, and you can't figure out how the heck you are to
transform when all the phrases fail you. (I did this once...)
$ You can't go a day without hearing the Tuxedo Mask backround music whenever a cute
guy comes into the room.
$ You can't go out to the Mall because they think you're a little too
over-eager about Sailor Moon Shopping. "Charge Card Activation!" Whenever
you see a sale.
$ You can't go a day without ill effects if you don't sing that theme song
at least once.
$ The only thing you rock out to is any SM music, no matter how dorky!
$ The only thing you WANT to rock out to is any SM music, no matter how
dorky!
You've read every blessed thing on this list!!
When filling out a form that requires you to check off... MR , MRS ,
or MISS, you write in SAILOR.
You think Aerosmith's song, "Pink", is about Reeny!
You've gotten a second job, just to pay for your Sailor Moon merchandise
habit.
You absolutely refuse to ride in elevators, especially if a lion tries to
chase you into one.
You sneek into the sub basement level of every major skyscraper in your
city, looking for Sailor pancakes at the bottom of the elevator shafts.
You're overjoyed when you don't find any... Neflyte's plans must
have failed.
You think seeing cherry blossums is a bad omen.
You wonder if Geena Davis just might find the time to stop by this YKYWTMSMW
web page. :)
You are such a Sailor Moon fan, that you have the inate ability to turn
any one you touch into a full fledge Moonie! (Least wise, you think
you do.)
You only buy pencils when your best friend is at your side, to share them.
You buy extra copies of the Sailor Moon soundtrack CD, and give them away,
in hopes of creating more Moonies!
You can pick up more conversations from girls from wearing your Sailor
Moon T-shirt than your friends do with cheesy pick-up lines.
You change your name to Joe and buy one of those crane arcade machines, in
hopes a Rainbow Crystal will spontaniously grow inside you.
Thinking happy Sailor Moon thoughts is the only thing that gets you through
a long day at work.
You write Sailor Moon in the sand on the beach, in the off chance someone
might see it and end up watching the show...
You have a crush on Amy, so you change your name to Gregg.
You think that Tuxedo Mask is one Sharp looking dude!
You think 'Wally the weather man' changed his name and now works at your
local TV station, because his forcast allways seems to be wrong.
You get every one of these YKYWTMSMWs, no matter how obscure...
You're a police officer, and you see a man in a tuxedo, walk into a bank
one day, carrying a dozen roses, so you pull your gun and yell 'Freeze!
Put your hands up and step away from the roses."
You ride on top of elevator cars, hoping to find Tuxedo Mask hanging
around in the elevator shaft.
You think you might be related to Lita, because you happen to have a lot
of talent.
You write a letter to Tara Lipinski, trying to get her to wear a Sailor
Moon costume for the figure skating competition at the next Winter
Olympics.
Your Thanksgiving was ruined because you didnt see a Sailor Moon
baloon in the Macy's Parade
You fear that Queen Beryl will come and destory your SimCity because you
named it "Crystal Tokyo".
You think that Chun Li and Serena are sisters.
You start reading Arthur Clark's "3001" in hope that you can find Reeny in
there.
You watch Sailormoon episodes in all different languages possible.
You start learning Japanese, Chinese, Frech, Italian, German, etc... so you
can understand Sailormoon in different languages.
You are interested in astronomy just because you want to know more about the
Sailor Scouts.
You decided to enroll in Crossroads Junior High next year.
You are ALREADY enrolled in Crossroads Junior High.
You are STUDYING at Crossroads Junior High.
You buy a Sega Saturn (or other video game system) just so that you can play
Sailormoon video games.
All you have for your video game system is Sailormoon games.
You start learning computer programming so you can write your own Sailormoon
computer game.
You sleep early (to your parents' surprise) and hope to dream about the
Sailor Scouts.
You can sing the Sailormoon Theme Song in ten different languages, even
though you have no idea what you're singing.
You can sing the Sailormoon Theme Song ... backwards.
You'v read more than 20 Sailormoon Fanfic.
You wrote more than 20 Sailormoon Fanfic.
You cannot surf the net without searching for Sailormoon web sites.
When you sleep over at your friends' house, you try in vain to stay awake
just a little longer than them, so you can search through their stuff for
Sailormoon tapes.
When lighting a fireplace you yelled, "Mars Fire Ignite".
You always wished that you were born on any of the Scout's birthday.
You're reading this YKYWTMSMW list, but you're not a Moonie.
You memorized more than thirty Sailormoon web sites address.
You hired a tuxedo (supplied with mask, top hat, cane and red rose) for the
senior formal.
You teach your cat to talk.
In desperation, you buy five different Barbie dolls and name them Serena,
Lita, Mina, Raye and Amy.
You also buy Ken and name him Darian.
Your only causal clothes are your Sailormoon costume.
You visit Japan in search for Naoko Takeuchi.
You have all Sailormoon manga in ten different languages.
You join the Navy just so you can be a sailor.
You don't play 'Simon says' anymore, instead, you play 'Sailor says'.
You start calling your older sister 'Serena'.
You are thinking about writing an encyclopedia on Sailormoon.
You ARE writing an encyclopedia on Sailormoon.
You have FINISHED writing an encyclopedia on Sailormoon.
You have plan to create the first Sailormoon amusement park.
You phone the video store everyday in search for Sailormoon movies.
You are holding Sailor Saturn's Silence Glaive.
You are holding Sailor Pluto's Garnet Orb.
You are holding BOTH!
You wonder where Meiou Setsuna and Tomoe Hotaru hide their Orb and Glaive
when they are in civil clothes.
You watch The Empire Strikes Back, and when Han Solo is frozen in carbonite,
you immediately think that Queen Beryl did it.
You do not dare to open the door because you might be killed by Sailor Pluto
for tempering with time.
Everytime you open the door, you hope to see Sailor Pluto.
You wonder if there is a Sailormoon tamagotchi.
You wonder if Luke Skywalker is Sailor Tatooie.
You do what 'Sailor says', but never do what 'Simon says'.
You wear rose-like eye rings so that you can look more like Lita.
You glance at a page in a video game magazine, see SM (for Super Mario) and
wonder if it is a new Sailormoon video game.
Your mother changes her name to Lita just to make you eat all your food.
You can play the Sailormoon theme song on any musical instrument without
looking at the music score.
You can play the Sailormoon theme song on any musical instrument without
previous experience with the instrument.
You wonder if any of the Scouts have a tamagotchi.
You name your tamagotchi Serena.
You now carry around a blue organizer in case Amy calls.
You thought you found Luna (because the cat has a crescent moon on her
forehead), but then realised it was you who paint the crescent on the poor
black cat's forehead two weeks ago.
You wonder if Doc and Martin (form 'Back to the Future') will be punished by
Sailor Pluto for tempering with time.
You wonder how Doc and Martin got pass the time gate, guarded by Sailor Pluto.
When the science teacher asks the class, "Who discovered Uranium?" You
immediate answer "Sailor Uranus." Then you are sent to the principal's office.
You wrote an essay on Sailormoon titled 'Sailormoon: true story or just cartoon'
You crossed out the last 3 words from the title.
You not only watch Sailormoon and listen to Sailormoon CD each day, you even
act like Sailormoon.
You can't go to sleep without listening to Sailormoon CD.
You notice similarities between Serena and Chun Li (Street Fighter II)
1) They're both female.
2) They both fights for justice.
3) They both have special power.
4) And most importantly, they both have meatball.
You wonder why movie sequels do not end in an alphabet (eg. Rocky, Rocky R,
Rocky S, Rocky SuperS, Rocky Star).
5.When you wake up, you always scream:Oh no! I'm soooo late!, even if you
don't have school that day.
8.Your new teacher asks you what you want to be when you grow up and you
answer I wanna be a sailor scout. You then manage to turn her into a
moonie.
9.Same situation but you say I wanna be a star.
33.When you say grace, you don't thank God for the food, but Serena for not
eating it all.
45.You think that the X-files premiere will be with Ann and Allan.
24.You've never been more happy to be it by a volleyball in the face.o_O
59.You buy some glowing star, glue theme to your wall and say "The stars
know everything" when you close your light.
7.You add moonie to your dictionary.
1. Your parent wouldn't let you watch Sailormoon for a week so you start
inventing YKYWTMSMWs.
2. Even your father dreams about Sailormoon.
3. You always stick around because you know someone's gonna show you.
4.Your afraid of your shadow because you think it's a shadow warrior.
5.You got a binder full of Sailormoon pix, you 4 closet door are full of
Sailormoon pix, your door too, but you still print Sailormoon pix.
6.You wonder if your ever going to grow up.
7.You think that in the 30 century, the world is going to be ruled by
moonies.
8.You almost cried of joy when you heard that the new part of history
(years 2000+) are going to be called Millenium.
9.You say:"On behalf of the moon,I will punish you"all the time for no good
reason.
10.You try to destroy your shadow with a moon reflection.
11.you try to be Starfox'x e-mail pen-pal.
12.Your worst fear is to get tired of sailor Moon!
13.You come back with old YKYWTMSMWs that wern't on the list.
14.You learn French just so you could read french mangas.
15.You tried to make your own Sailor Moon page but you quit because you had 23 pages of just Sailor Moon images.
16.You write to Starfox and say"Update your page or I"ll punish you/".
17.You have so much YKYWTMSMWs that you don't know if you sent them or not!
18.Each time your friend calls you, you try to make her stay on the phone for a long time in case of Vampyre or Neflyte attacking her.
19.You take karate classes hoping to find Raye or Darien.
20.Your parents don't want you talking about SailorMoon in the house so
you're always outside.
21.You don't want to hear about anything but Sailor Moon.
22.You practice so much the Alan flute song that you can play it better
than him.
23.You try to make a cardian appear while playing Solitaire on your
computer.
24. Wine makes you think of droid Jelax.
25.The first time you saw the SailorMoon manga you freaked out.
When choosing your university courses you decide to take Astronomy
becauase the class summary gave the promise of learning about the past
of the moon and planets.
You break up with your boyfriend just because his name is Maxfield
Stanton and you think all he wants is your energy.
You wonder what would happen if the show 'Buffy the vampire slayer' and
Sailor Moon were mixed together. Maybe they would call it Serena the
Negaverse Slayer...
You write to YTV CONSANTLY demanding they start Sailor Moon S because in
the last episode (follow the leader) you know that the 2 new scouts are
Uranus and neptune and they leave you hanging.
You hope that someday they will have a Sailor Moon show in real people,
with the voice talents as their character.
when you name a Battletech star after the five sailor scouts
The only guy named Darien in your town now has a restraining order against
you.
You get sent to the principals office on the first day of school, for
sticking a charmed tab note to the forehead of the only girl named Serena in
your school.
-You are walking down the street, and you're SURE you see a blue-haired girl
standing on top of a Ferrari...
- You are watching "Back To the Future". You're convinced that the whole time
machine is a fraud, and a Time Key is hidden in that fancy car somewhere....
You walk around in a grey uniform throwing pink flower petals and
screaming the first three letters of your name
you and your and your friends enter the Halloween Group Contest dressed
as the sailor scouts and Tuxedo Mask, and you win!
your teacher gives you a detention, so you say, "ohhhawww,
not again...." in your most annoying Serena voice
You come up with Spice Girl names for the Sailor Scouts. (Sailor
Mercury=Algebraic Spice, Sailor Moon=Ditzy Spice, Sailor Venus=Shopping
Spice, Sailor Mars=Fiery Spice, Sailor Jupiter=Pugnacious Spice.)
your friend's locker has the nuber 4 on the out side and you majorly
jelous.
you feel like you have been drained of you energy when you come out of
bio class.
* You try and impress the Japanese exchange students at your school with
your Japanese. however all you can say is Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon
(Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon) Tsukino Usagi (Bunny on the Moon) and Tsuki
Kawatte Oshioki Yo (In the name of the moon I'll punish you)
* They're not impressed, they thought that by leaving Japan they had
escaped "Moon Madness" then arrived here only to discover a dubbed
version of it.
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