Stuff Stephen Hates


Misuse of "everyday"

The word "onetime" in general

Semicolon and comma abuse

Irrationally hyphenated noun phrases

King of the Hill^TM

Splenda^TM artificial sweetener

Probably anything on MTV^(C) except the Collegehumor Show^TM

Quest^TM (the telephone dating thing)

Smiling Bob^TM/Enzyte^TM commercials (x100, murderous)

Overly dramatic or gritty TV shows

Comic strips that attempt to depict RL issues instead of being funny

Comics that are never funny or you need to have read for the last 20 years to understand

"The Flying McCoys"^TM

Ghost Hunters (kind of...posers)

n00bs who don't know how to google or check the forum

People on facebook who don't check to see if their new group already exists

PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

All rap or hip-hop ("crap-hop")

Anyone who blasts crap-hop at uncomfortable decibel levels

Lysol^TM disinfectant spray

Anything that purports to "kill[s] 99.99% of germs"

Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job (2. Most. Unphotogenic. Guys. EVER!)

milk chocolate Ovaltine^TM

Horrid programming environments that treat everything like a space (I'm looking at you, MicroFocus!)

Swiffer WetJet^TM

Culver's^TM

Anyone who has ever used the word 'homophobic' and not been expressing their dislike for the term