"Is she Catholic? 'Cause she's really good at pissing people off and then apologizing after..." -Lily
"I wonder when Smurph cut all his hair off... and gave it to Hank!" -Amy
"You called me Dugan..." -Dani
"First one done! Do I get a prize??" -Amy
"Don't step in the ravioli!" -Amy
"Booby whacker!!" -Lindsay
"Lindsay is knocking her boobs against my arm while humping my leg gently." -Dani
"I'm sorry, I prefer the penis..." -Lindsay
"Oh, you're from Canadia, Eh?" -Armen
"I speak American, no wait, it's english isn't it?" -Sara
"No. I speak American, there ain't nothing proper about it!!" -Dani
"HEY NEXT DO-OR!!" -Travis
"Stop wheezin on my grind-age!" -Pauly Shore
(Clap, clap)"Attention kwass..." -Amy
"It only hurts when you cry" -Vertical Horizon
"Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong." -Unknown
"Oops, wrong butt-in!" -Pauly Shore
"That's not funny" -Megan
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." -W.C. Fields
"Ow, my pancreas!" -Pauly Shore
"Use some crackly" -Pauly Shore
"Follow the weasel, Link-age" -Pauly Shore
"I'll be ba-ack!" -Pauly Shore
"I'm a unique weasel... AWOOO!!" -Pauly Shore
"I think your mom's kinda mad 'cause I snaked the last bagel." -Pauly Shore
"She saw through me like thinly sliced turkey" -Lindsay
"You would never cheat on me for someone with an IQ would you?"
-Linds pretending to be *tarnished*
"I hope you don't have gonasyphaherpalis" -Dani
"I thought we had something special.... maybe a special connection...
through the @$$... I mean..." -Linds
"Playgirl lied to me and told me that men are from Mars and women are from Venus...
I can't picture myself coming from a razor!" -Linds
"Does that mean I come from a candy bar??" -Dani pretending to be Mr. F*ckhead
"I think so because I could just eat you right up!" -Linds
"You are soo cute and stupid...kinda like a baby cow" -Dani
"I would smoosh my face in cow patties for you!" -Linds
"This line stinks like Dick Clark, minus the Clark!" -Jimmy Pee
"Kitty porn? He looked up pictures of cats?" -Josh
"No Josh, KIDDIE porn not Kitties!" -Dani
"Wow, I was gonna say...he musta been really fucked up!" -Josh
"Aw, I almost made it..." -Linds and Amy
"Eh bee cee dee Ee Ef Gee Aych eye Jay Kay f l n o pee Cue Are Essssssss-ss
Tea You Me Double U Ecks Why? Zeee" -Lindsay's 'phoenetical alphabet'
"We gotta go get tested for birth control" -Dani
"I hate small pets 'cause I feel like I want to throw 'em..." -Dani
"So she's a mud puddle?" -Dani's mom
"JEEP JEEP!" -Dani
"It's like a giant enema" -Lindsay
(excitedly) "Dude... there's underwear in my pillowcase... it's clean though!" -Dani
"Neanderthal... neandershort..." -Lindsay
"She smacked me in the crack with that!" -Dani
"Oooooh, that was my crevace!" -Amy
"Do not grab my wedgie wear!" -Lindsay
"Your winky makes me smile!" -Lindsay
"Holy f*ck... is that when the pope gets it on?" -Dani
"Wow, my neck is really kinda knotty..." -Dani
"I hurt my IQ" -Lindsay
"Pinkle!" -Megan
"I went BOOM and it went WOOSH!" -Meg
"You gotta know how to play poker before you can poke her..." -Dani
"Are you going to the raaaaaper?" -Megan
"And I'm a DUDE!" -Jimbo
"For not knowing anything about anything, I sure know a f*cking lot!" -Dani
"Where was it?" -Dani asking about Josh's card
"Underneath the skittles..." -Josh
"Is your hand getting tired?" -Dani to Amy
"Not if I keep rotating..." -Amy answering Dani
"Burb" -Megan
"Dugan, you can fit three people in your hole!" -Amy
"Wait, if you have phone sex does that count as oral?" -Dani
"I don't know why I thought that wouldn't hurt" -Megan
"Wanna watch some Pauly?" -Dani
"Shore!" -Amy
"What kind of joose?" -Dani
"It's multiple berry..." -Steve-O
"Write that down..." -Dani
"They have E's on them!" -Dani
"The body's in my drawer..." -Megan
"I think I'm gonna write that down" -Isaac
"Hey buddy" -Isaac
"Mamasita's boring" -Isaac
"Downtown bar street..." -Meg
"I like to make the monkeys scream..." -Amy
"We should probably have sex now... with screaming monkeys" -Lindsay
"Stop it..." -Steve-O
"Steve-O on shit" -Dani
"Sometimes it sneaks up on you..." -Steve-O
"Sploogered" -Meg
"You can't touch it, you just have to blow" -Steve-O
"My titty dripped..." -Meg