So, I've been thinking about what to blow some hot air about, and since it's been an entire year, let's do some rapid-fire potpourri! Have fun!
THE CALIFORNIA RECALL: Only in California, huh? The whole Arnold thing isn't all that surprising, but Gary Coleman? Porn stars? Angelyne? I don't know whether to play some circus music or face the reality that anyone would be better than a career politician? What would Ben Franklin say? Or would he just point and laugh?
JUSTIN! CHRISTINA! JUSTIFIED! STRIPPED! Listen up, America, they're not teen idols anymore!
AMERICAN IDOL II: If I had been posting this year, you'd know that it was all about Ruben from the get-go.
BAIL BOND COMMERCIALS: Truly disgusting in more ways than one. Has America become so much of a prison state that that bail bondsmen are catering to us 'regular folks'? Hey, your mama wants you home! (I think this may have to be a full-fledged article soon.)
FRAN DRESCHER JOINS THE OLD NAVY FAMILY!: There is no such thing as too much Fran.
MY OFFICIAL WORD ON THE WAR...APPALLING!: Okay, it's a little late, but now you know.
THE O.C.: Filling the void that 90210 left wide open. Newport Beach was never this much fun.
Okay, the brain is working, the creative juices are flowing, and I think you'll hear a lot more from me in the next month...then my next show goes into production, so expect some more irregularities in my postings. Welcome back, fans!