Think about it. The lessons are timeless.
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| EVERYTHING I EVER NEEDED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM THE FACTS OF LIFE | |||||||||||||||||
| 1) Don't drink and drive. 2) Don't smoke weed when you have a 20-page report on Moby Dick due the next day. 3) Frumpy ladies need love too. 4) Jermaine Jackson isn't all he's cracked up to be. 5) It's OK to date outside your race, even if your folks give you hell about it. 6) It's up to you when you want to lose your virginity. 7) If your Main Street type store isn't doing well, hire George Clooney as your handyman. 8) It's OK to dump your boyfriend if you find out he's secretly a coke dealer. 9) When you are sitting shiva for a deceased love one, you need to cover all the mirrors in your house. 10) Hardassed teenaged cycle dykes have soft sides, too. 11) Don't leave an open bottle of wine in a room with a curious 13-year-old who feels 'left out'. 12) People will find you attractive even if you don't look like Barbie. 13) Alan Thicke not only stars in Growing Pains and Disney movies, he also writes TV theme songs! 14) Molly Ringwald had a public existence before Sixteen Candles. 15) People with CP are not retarded. 16) Bongs are not for storing jelly beans. 17) When your best friend's dad offers you a college scholarship, for the love of all things good, take it! 18) Divorce is not a good thing for anybody. 19) If you go to private school, you can roam around campus on roller skates. 20) No woman should ever wear shoulder pads. 21) Boys may come and go, but best friends are forever. 22) It's OK if you're adopted. 23) Being a teen hooker isn't much fun. 23) Just because Jo's dad is an ex-con doesn't mean he doesn't love her. 24) Just because Eve Plumb becomes a nun doesn't mean you have to be one, too. 25) You'll avoid a lot of damages if you enjoy the fun of managing the facts of life. The facts of life. Think about it. The lessons are timeless. |
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