| Wufei: Hello, and welcome to MY part of the site. No women allowed Trowa: This isnt YOUR part of the site...It is OURS! And Cathrine is allowed anywhere... Wufei: Trowa, you are such a weekling. If you want women, then you should tell ME... By day, I am the women hating bastered, but by night...I am The stud MASTER! Trowa: Are you sure that you didn't go through Milliardo's Liquor cabnit? Wufei: NO! How come every time I say that, everyone thinks that I have been in his liquor cabnit?! Trowa: Never mind. Ok, Wufei...lets start cooking. These nice people will hate to wait. Wufei: NICE PEOPLE!!! mumbling and cussing Alright Trowa, back to the recipie. Trowa: .....He is such a fool Wufei: ok, I'll make my famous sudection pies.... Trowa:....Is this the same recipie that Relena gave to Heero when he fell in Endless Waltz? Wufei:The one that got him drugged when he was "killing" Mariemaya? Trowa: yep, thats the one..... Wufei: well...yes..... Trowa: WHAT!!! i dont want her to fall and hallucinate that she killed someone.... Wufei: ahhhh...we'll make some minor adjustments. Trowa: Whatever...as long as i can get her... I mean I've tried and I cant get her to like me that way! I think that your right Wufei: What? that hallucinate of a better looking guy is the only way? Trowa: Sobbing yes.... Wufei: Ok, the first ingrediant is Liquor...lots and lots of Liquor.... Trowa: I'll get Milliardo..... Wufei: thats not nessesary. I've got some right here. Trowa: Why does it have the sign "PROPERTY OF MILLIARDO - WUFEI, TOUCH AND DIE!!!" on it? Wufei: I have no idea... Trowa: whatever, ok, whats the next ingerdient? Wufei: Hummm...lets add some cocane...For flavour, and some hemp seed for texture. Trowa: Is it just me or does thins whole thing contain alcohol and drugs? Wufei: Allright Mr. I DONT DO DRUGS, lets add some sugar for added flavour... Trowa: SUGAR!!???? THATS the best that you can do? Wufei: Lousy ingrates, never appreciate my recipies...i'll kill them with this recipie, even the sugar is drugged! But he wont be alive to know it! Muahahahahahaha Trowa: Uhhhhh, Wufei, is there an reason why you're laughing eviely? Wufei: Oh! I didn't realise that I was doing that! hehe Woooo, that was close, I get to laugh eviely in my head now...muhahahahahaha. Trowa: What the hell?! I think that alcohol fumes went into his head! Wufei are you alright? Wufei: Never been better Trowa....eviel grin....fool, i am alright, bujt you wont be! Trowa: ok, well, is it going to be ready soon? Cathrine is going to be here soon. Wufei: Oh yes, let me just add the pois- i mean butter.... Trowa: Ok. You do that! Hehehe, while he is bending down, I'll stab him with this knife Muahahahaha Wufei: Why are you laughing eviely? Trowa: Damn, he heared me! Better laugh in me head now Muahaha...Oh, Wufei... I was just uhhh, laughing at how Cathrine would - Wufei: I see, dont worry....This has all the right drugs and poisins to kill you and her.... he bends down Trowa: Time to grab the knife Wufei: looks up. Trowa what are you doing with my knife? Trowa: I like pointy things...NOW COME HERE WUFEI!! Wufei: Oh great, now he is out to kill me! takes an other knife out form the drawer. Trowa: Come and get me...OR ARE YOU AFRAID?! Wufei: why do I have a feeling that I have heard and seen this before Trowa comes at him with a mighty jolt but Wufei escapes. The fight presistes and Trowa has the upper hand. Wufei: I KNOW THIS....YOUR NOT TROWA!!! Trowa: peeling off his skin to reviel no other than DORTHY! Wufei: WHAT THE?! THIS WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT! Dorthy: Meh....does it matter, now come and fight. The fight is on and Wufei is getting beat to the ground. Dorthy knocks him to the ground and Wufei is left unconscious Wufei's dream: WUFEI.....WUFEI...... Wufei: oh master. I'm being beaten by a WOMAN! WHAT DO I DO??? Master: REMEMBER WHAT I TAUGHT YOU.... Wufei: which was?..... Master: hits him on the head. THAT LIFE IS NOT FAIR AND YOUR ALWAYS THE LOSER fades away. Wufei: Well....I'm screwed! Wakes up. Trowa: what is going on Wufei? You just passed out after taking a taste of the sudection pies.... Wufei: Really?! so we never fought? Dorthy was never here? What the? Trowa: WHAT THE HELL??? yessssss thats right...I dont think that I'll be eating that stuff any time soon. To be continued... |
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