| Thinking or doing is italics Duo: Welcome folks, me and Relena are hosting this part of the site! Relena: Yep, now me and Duo haven't really got anything exciting to say, or anything to do...so I guess we can leave you to imagine something Duo: This is boring, I'm leaving Relena: Yeah, same here Both walk out the door Duo: Hehehehe...just wait till you see what I got in store for you! Its night time Duo sneeks into Treize's room, unditected. With him he has a can of shaving cream and a razor. Duo quickly went over to where Treize lay sleeping like a baby and did his work. He then quickly ran out. Treize got up half an hour after and went out side becuase something had woken him. He was still in hi boxers and a t-shirt. Lady Une: talking to Sally Yeah, I agree, I mean they can all be such jerks sometimes! Sally: I told you, my last boy friend, Harry, he did nothing but take atvantage of me! Treize: comes up to the ladies and Noin and Sally look up at him Perhaps you ladies have had bad luck with men because you haven't found one like me, no? Sally: YOU wish...and plus we do't need a feminine man! Treize: Looks at them in confusion Lady Une: Maybe you should use some Gillete for women next time, eh Treize? You got some cuts! Treize: what do you mean? Lady Une: Your legs, so soft and smooth....which razor? Sally: laughing uncontrolibly Treize: looks at his legs which have been shaved clean WHAT THE - Runs out ashamed Une and Sally: Laughing uncontrollibly! * * * Duo comes into the room of the lovely lady Relena. He whips out his secret weapon and slips into her bathroom, hoping that she wont come in yet. He leaves without making a sound or a fingerprint. Relena came in humming the tune to White Reflection. She got dressed into her p-j's and then went into the bathroom to brush her teeth and wash her face. She cleened her teeth and slathered her face with her deep cleaning formula. 5 minutes later she screamed like a mad woman. Relena: WHAT THE HELL DID THIS DO???!!! OH MY GOD...MY FACE screames some more Heero and Quatre come in to see what is wrong with her. As soon as they see her, the laugh like mad men. Quatre: OH MY GOD! WHAT A LOSER! Relena: THIS ISN'T FUNNY! starts to whimper Heero couldnt take it anymore, he tried to keep a strait face and then it just broke. He started to laugh so hard that it almost gave him a heart attack! Relena: I thought YOU of all people would help me Heero: this is too funny! Hehe- sorry - hehehe- I just cant - hehehehehe- help it! It turns out that Duo had added Green Paint to her face wash. The paint was permenent so it would come off in about 5 days! * * * It was the next day, early morning, and Heero got up to take a shower. He was listeing to his radio in the shower while he heared a warning : "Deadly Air infected virus called the Heeroculousis, is a visible whie coloured gas that is escecially deadly if it comes in 10cm of you. Will cause you to die in 5 min" Heero put on his bathrobe and saw a white coloured gass swirling around him. He shreaked and pulled it off...when he saw that the gas was spreading. He quickly grabbed Cathrine's bath robe and went screaming and shreaking down the halls. Trowa and Wufei were drinking coffee when they saw Heero screaming in Cathrines bright pink bathroom of something about Heeroculousis. Wufei: Laughing Trowa: Keeping a strait face You know he screams like a girl...a very little tiny girl Wufei: pounds his fists into the table and laughs uncontrolibly! ITS TRIE....ITS SO DAMN TRUE!! Trowa: looks into his coffee....why did Duo make our coffee? Wufei: recovering from his laughing attack and taking big sipps of his coffee I don't know, but it tastes normal enough. Now we better get to training soon. Trowa: throws his coffee out Yeah, lets go. At the training session, Wuei is telling the story about how he saw Heero run down the hall and scream like a girl in Cathrine's bath robe. Wufei: So anyway, I saw him run down the hall and - looking down EXCUSE ME! Wufei ran to the bathroom. He came back to training but he mysteriously had to leave to the bathroom every 5 minutes. It turns out that Duo had slipped laxative into Wufei's coffee....Trowa's too, but he threw his out! * * * Milliardo slipped out of his bed and got strait into the shower. He had to get ready for a very important meeting with the Foundation today, and he had to look his best. He went into the shower, and then after 1/2 an hour he came right out. Milliardo: DAMN! ONLY 1/2 an hour left till the meeting! I gotta blow dry my hair and make it all nice and shiny! He took his towl off his head and got dressed, ad he noticed one thing. His body felt really bare. Milliardo: OH MY GOD! WHERE DID ALL MY HAIR GO?! He looked into the mirror and saw now that he was bald and that there wasnt a single hair on his body! Duo had put Nair in Milliardo's Shampoo and Body Wash! Milliardo had to still go to his meeting! Noin: comes into Milliardo's room HEY Milliar- WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT HAPPENED???!!! Laughing uncontrollibly OH MY GOD! THIS IS HILLARIOUS! keeps laughing Milliardo: That bastard Duo will die! Muhahahahahahaha! * * * It was the night and Heero, Wufei, Treize, Relena were called to a secret metting in the basement of the mansion. Milliardo had hosted the this meeting. Milliardo: We know that it was that little no good lieing coniving BASTARD Duo that did these things to us. So I propose something sweet...something that I personally love - REVENGE.... To be continued! |