| Heero: Hello, and welcome to my part of the site! my name is Heero Yuy. All my life I have been trained as the perfect soldier, and I figured after Endless Waltz that that just wasnt my calling in life. Then I met a person called Papa Luigi or also known as Quatre's Gundam Builder! He gave me the insperations for being a chef, of corse I dont eat my own food... i am a skinny ethiopian freak that cant afford food! Hell I am lucky I can use Zechs's food, he's actully good for something! Zechs: I heard that! Heero: Right, now, I'll teach you how to make my delicious tea! First let me get the ingrediants. Hummmmm... whats this! It looks like a bag of grass, oh well, its probably tea leaves that Zechs keeps around! Zechs: Hummm...Now where is my cocane? Heero: Ok, lets just put this in some water and wait for it to boil! Now were did the bottle of water go? Uhhh, looks like Zechs finished off the last one...no, wait, there is one right here in the back of the fridge, looks kinda yellow, but it will have to do! Zechs: Oh well, if I cant find my drugs, then maybe I can just drink my alcohol, hope no one mistaked that for water...maybe I shouldnt have put it in an Avion container! I'll ask Heero if he has seen it! Heero: Now that I have added the water and the tea, lets just wait for this to boil. It should take about 10 minuites. Zechs: Hey, Heero! Heero: Yes? Zechs: Have you seen my beer, it was in the back of the fridge and was in an Avion bottle. Or have you seen my crack? Heero: OH SHIT! No Zechs haven't seen it! Zechs: Damn! Oh well, I'll go out to the bar with Noin... *leaves room* Heero: Ok, well folks, now that you know my secret to tea, lets see how the girls like it! *calls Dorthy, Lady Une, Relena and Cathrine* Relena: *Comes down with the rest of them* Yes Heero? *Starts to drool over the thought of him* Heero: Uhhh... I want you girls to try this! Relena: Sure we will, come on girls, lets go sit down! Cathrine: Woooooooow... how come I see a purple monkey in a jump suit dancing in the rain? Lady Une: Where? I only see a talking dish washer with dancing roses! Relena: Hehehehehehehehehehe... Look at those sacrifices of all the aniamls.. BURN, BURN, BURN!!!! Heheheheheheheh! Dorthey: heheheheheh... I see pointy things, and I like pointy things! Duo: *Comes down the stairs* Hey, gals what you drinking? Cathrine: Take me away Philipe! *Drops in Duo's arms and looks dead* Duo: Cool, I want some too! (Drops Cathrine and takes her tea) Woooooooooow, I can See the Music! (Starts taking some paint brushes and painting and dancing singing tune to YMCA) Heero: Oooooookay... Well folks, now that you know how my world famous tea is made, i would leave if I were you, this could get ugly! I mean Duo is painting, dear god! Duo: (talking like a drunk hobo, one eye open and droping to the ground every second) You wanna fight Heero, well you got it come here you big lug! *Falls in Heero's arms* Heero: See what I mean..... |
| Heero is in Yellow Zechs is in Aqua Duo is in Red Dorthey is in white |
| Relena is in Pink Cathrine is in Orange Lady Une is in Purple Thinking is in italics |