Rumors

Relana : Hello, Chelcy?
Chelcy: Hey, relena, Wuz up?
Relena: Ahh, nothing much, just got some gossip though!
Chelcy: Do tell...
Relena: Ok, well I heard this from Duo, ya know how he impersonates a priest and listens to people's confessions, well, my brother admited it!
Chelcy: HE DID!!!! Oh my gosh! I knew it was true!
Relena: We need to get him help! I mean it isnt like his friend Trieze, he's addicted to Red Wine, my brother is addicteed to hard core liquor!
Chelcy: Yeah, whatever, what else ya hear?
Relena: Other then my brother rammed his corvette into a wall just for money for booze, I dont know.. let me think. Oh yeah, Heero admited to the church that he was on drugs! He even said that he smoked and had a mini shrine to me in his closet! I was amazed but flatered.
Chelcy: But can you prove that! I mean Duo told you this! How could you believe anything he says!
Relena: I asked Duo for the photos and he gave me some pics that he got from his mini shrine to me, and a picture of him smoking!
Chelcy: Whatever, I think that you only wish he had a shirne to you!
Relena: Well anyway, I also found out that Duo has a Fetish for Drunk Painting! Once he was drunk and made this picture of all the gundam pilots and me!
Chelcy: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Duo, Painting? Thats hillarious!
Duo: HEY, you know that I am on the line too!
Relena: DUO!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING LISTENING TO MY PRIVITE CONVERSATIONS??!!
Duo: Hey Chelcy, you wanna know what Relena does?
Chelcy: Sure!
Duo: Well, dont tell anyone, but she is an animal abuser!
Chelcy: Sure she is....
Relena: I AM NOT!
Duo: Hey Chel, I will send you the pictues of her killing two lions and stepping on a dog!
Relena: WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE???
Duo: See Chelcy, go on the net, I'll post all these!
Relena: WHY YOU LITTLE...
Duo: *click*
Chelcy: *click*
Relena: COME BACK WITH THOSE PICS DUO!! Uhhhh..