Voltron VS the Evil Voltrex
A Voltron A chat room Round Robin
By Moeblum, Aqua Lion, Moonsilk, and Sheya
Oneshot
Once upon a time...on a little planet called Arus...There lived 4 space explorers, a princess, space mice and Koran and Nanny. And Planet Arus had a guardian robot named Voltron. Voltron was piloted by humans, yet he could think. Which brought the question... what if Voltron falls in love? Would he date Amalgamous??? Then terror spread throughout the galaxy. However, Voltron and Amalgamous going out was only a rumor, Allura said, because they were both guys. And so the eternal question was asked: Who would Voltron date? Legend has it that another female Voltron existed in a neighboring Galaxy. Her name was Voltronita. But Voltronita was in love with Voltrex and poor Voltron was much too shy to fight for her love... what ever shall he do? He decided to build himself a woman as a result. And he would name her Voltalina. Voltalina had circuits in all the right places.
But, it was soon discovered that Voltrex had been captured and Voltronita was in love with an evil impostor. So Voltron and Voltalina went to save Voltronita from the impostor Voltrex. The evil witch Hagar had been scheming for quite sometime now and had come up with a 'new horrible menace'. So with Voltronita at his side Voltrex was finally a match for Voltron, however what he did not know was that Voltron had created Voltalina to keep him company. When Voltrex and Voltronita saw Voltron had Voltalina, they didn't know what to do. Voltalina received a makeover and looked surprisingly similar to princess Allura. In fact it was the princess. The princess decided to abandon her love for Keith and focus on large shinier men. And so she was renamed Alluratron. Back at the castle, the guys discovered that Allura and Voltron were gone. Keith had suspected her love of Voltron all along and became quite jealous. He decided to go after her to proclaim his love for her. He also wouldn't mind getting a hold of that throne. As soon as Keith left, Lance contacted Sven and reported that Voltron and Allura were missing and Keith was insane and could the V-Force get some help.
Hagar laughed evilly because her plan to break up the Voltron Force was working perfectly. However, what Hagar didn't know was that the real Voltrex had escaped. Voltrex knew of her plans to break up not only Allura and Keith, but also the entire Voltron Force. He had every intention of stopping her Voltrex headed to Pollux to warn Sven and Romelle, as they were on Hagar's hit list too. He arrived at Pollux and was able to warn them just in time. The question is what will become of poor Allura and Keith. Will their love die?? Will Allura be destined to chase after large shiny men for the rest of herlife?? Not if Voltrex has anything to say about it! Voltrex has decided to take it upon himself to save the galaxy from the evil witch Hagar and restore the love of his two friends Keith and Allura.
Alfor's ghost appeared before Alluratron and said, "My daughter you must no longer be Alluratron you are destined to rule Arus. You can not do that in the form of Alluratron." As Voltron and Alluratron were fighting Evil Voltrex and Voltronita, Voltron discovered that Evil Voltrex wasn't Hagar's creation at all. It had been builtby Hotmail. Hotmail had been using a Haggar hologram to do it's dirty work. Alfor knows that the only way for Alluratron to turn back into Allura is for her to be kissed by her one true love. Alfor also knows that Voltron can't kiss, so Voltron cannot be Allura's true love. Using his ghostly magic, he discovered that Allura really loved... Hunk?!
"NO WAY!!!!"
Alfor couldn't believe it! And he had good reason not to: it wasn't true. Alfor was also aware of the crush that Lance had on Allura... however they were only friends...and Coran??? He was much too old. That left two other alternatives Pidge and Keith. Pidge was much too young so it HAD to be Keith. Keith was the only one that could save her!!
Sven and Kieth were talking about where to look for Voltron and Allura when Alfor appeared and told Kieth what he needed to do. Keith seemed a bit reluctant... He said 'so you are telling me that you don't mind if I kiss your daughter?' Alfor said 'it must be done!' Keith agreed secretly happy about what he HAD to do. Sven realized what Kieth really thought about this and cracked up Sven relayed how he felt when he first kissed Romelle. Afterwards, Kieth reminded his friend that Romelle was not a giant robot, she was still a HUMAN. Sven said 'oh yeah...' Sven told Keith to take it like a man and imagine what she would be like after he kissed her.
In the meantime, Voltronita looked at Voltron and suddenly got all starry-eyed. She told the Hotmail Voltrex that she would rather hang around with Voltron (hot male) than Voltrex (hotmail) Voltron abandoned Alluratron for his true love Voltronita. Alluratron was feeling quite sad and began to cry. Keith showed up shortly thereafter and noticed she would begin to rust if she didn't stop soon Keith crawled up Allura's leg until he was at eye level with her. (In the background, love music starts playing: "Just another woman in love") Keith smashed his soft mouth to her metal one and got a rash on his tongue, but at least Allura shrunk back down to normal!
THE END