- I have an intense fear of heights and enclosed spaces.
- I fear drowning and even more, being buried alive, or falling from a really high place into water (these are dreams of mine)
- When I fall asleep, I do so with my mouth clamped shut, yet when I wake up it�s always hanging wide open...I hate that!
- I�ve been told by several people that I snore lightly.
- I�m late to bed, late to rise.
- I�m a big fan of The Simpsons.
- I recently realized that I love the show Futurama too.
- And Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, and all that good stuff your parents don't want you to watch.
- I have a big dream of being stranded on a tropical deserted island paradise with just one other person, preferably male.
- I�m like, eternally single...(except now im in this complicated situation...)
- I love waterfalls, I want to have my own personal waterfall someday, some secret spot in the woods somewhere that no one else knows about.
- I love to dance, but I only do it when I am alone, but wow, you should see me get down with my bad self.
- I am addicted to having cups of tea late at night, not herbal tea though, that shit is nasty.
- I am bloody sick and tired of boy bands.
- I want lots of tattoos. Stars on my collar bones, shoulder blades, the inside of my lower arms, all over. I don't know. Maybe a 3D butterfly on my foot or something cool like that.
- I get the most gut-wrenching cramps during that certain special time, I wish I could faint on command, just to numb the pain.
- I know you didn�t want to hear that, but too bad, you came here.
- I really like angry riot grrrl music.
- Angst is some damn good shit.
- I like skateboarding, but I suck at it because no one will ever come with me, and I hate going alone.
- My middle name is Lynn. There are way too many females with that middle name.
- And I totally skipped over the fact that there were six Ashley's in my grade last year.
- God I hate that fucking abercrombie and fitch LFO video, those girls are the most ditzy and malnourished females I have ever seen.
- I really love swearing, fuck fuck fuck.
- Or as Blink-182 would say; shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twat!
- I�m not religious at all, sometimes I wonder if there�s a God, but seeing as how no one knows, I don�t get how people can be so sure of themselves.
- I hate self-righteous assholes who try to convert.
- I won�t repent, dammit, I�m not ashamed of anything I�ve ever done, so there.
- I won�t be going to hell, since I don�t believe in such a place.
- I�m more apt to believe in reincarnation than I am in the whole creation/heaven/hell bullshit.
- I love fashion and interior decoration and such, but I�m not shallow and empty headed! I just think it�s fun.
- I love colors, hot pink, lime green, bright orange, and fake feathers, and fake fur! Leopard print! Zebra print!!!
- I�m not always really happy, I�m a down person when I�m alone, but hey, I�m working on it! Just check out all the exclamation marks here. How could an unhappy person exclaim so much?
- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- I hate stupidity, superficiality, and shallow vapid idiots.
- Appearance means nothing on the internet, don�t ask me what I look like asshole, and for the record, No, I am not hot.
- The guys I think are cute are the ones many other girls overlook, I�m so clever! I love my tastes.
- Guys with washboard abs and bsb hair are usually assholes to girls like me, and I don�t hesitate to tell asshole people to suck my goddamn nutsack.
- I am a female, therefore I have no such nutsack, and that makes my retorts so much more effective than if I was a guy.
- Ooooooh Shocking.
- You know Jay and Silent Bob? (If you don't, you're missing out)...Well anyway, I'm in love with Jay and I'm going to marry him. [to Jay: Oh baby, I'd fuck you any day. I don't care how little ambition you have.]
- I�m done for now, you can finally exhale.
- Don�t forget to inhale again.
backwards.
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the name is ashe, but you can call me anything but that. ive had nearly sixteen years to be corrupted, and i live in a town simply known as hell. no, seriously. last time i checked i had female genitalia, and ive been told i resemble brody armstrong and this makes me happy. read my journal for details about my oh so fascinating life. love me, i am cooler than you.
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