1. How tall are you?
2. Are you a virgin?
3. Do you consider yourself intelligent?
4. Don't chubby/fat chicks just gross you out? If so, I'm chubby, and you're in trouble. Feel free to explain.
5. Do you have any tattoos or piercings? Please describe.
6. Isn't it just so cute that i bluntly speak my mind all the time?
7. Do you drink?
8. Do you do drugs?
9. How old are you?
9 1/2. Where do you live?
10. Name a cool band.
11. Do you know how to read? (apparently so if you've made it thus far, but still, answer me.)
12. If you answered yes to the previous question, name a book that you have read and enjoyed.
13. Do you consider sex a number one must have? (because it's important we're on the same wavelength here.)
14. Pick some words to describe yourself.
Happy.
Angry.
Depressed.
Charming.
Witty.
Bitter.
Sarcastic.
Ugly.
Obese.
Creative.
Attractive.
Intelligent.
Racist.
Emotional.
Uptight.
Insecure.
Lonely.
Openminded.
Picky.
Sweet.
InteresteD.
15. How many people have you had sex with?
16. Do you get along with your exes?
17. Can you cook?
18. If I made a stupid joke would you laugh or just stare at me for a long time until I felt like an ass?
19. How many times a day do you jerk off?
20. So you wanna take me out on a date, huh? Where would we go?
21. What do you look for in a girlfriend?
22. What do you do for fun?
23. What could you do to bring me out of the anti-social shell that i have built around myself?
24. Do you ACTUALLY think you could handle ME?!?
25. Tell me anything else that you think I should know.
NOW, give me your
Name:
Email address:
Now, copy and paste all those questions and your responses into an email and send them to [email protected], dammit. Also, feel free to include a few pictures of yourself in various stages of dress and/or undress. hehe. ;)