The Trouble I've seen!!

Much to the misfortune of my very planet, I often fail to carry a camera. this may be due to the mullet-similar poorness, and lack of cash for a good zoom that often consumes me, or...it is solely just, coincidental misfortune.
And, I have come to the decision, that these un-camera-armed moments, must not be forgotten or missed, but rather, recreated from memory with the assistance of art pencils and sketch paper.
You won't be sorry. Bear with me, as I have never been an artist, but somethings, are not to be missed.

I spent saturday spetember the 7th, working @ a&b Sound. There was a huge sale going on. This child mullet was most likely the winner of the mulletiest mullet award that day. if only he knew. It is very rare I see mullets in my neighborhood, often my neighborhood is full of chauches, and chauch wannabes, that every hairstyle is perfectly cute, styled and gelled to a sickeningly conformistic tee. anyway...
This mullet was quite intriguing, as it was a mixture of many mullet forms.not only was it obviously not cut for a while, but it was a gwoing mullet, and added to the already overwhelming mulletry, was an unexpected rat-tail. which is why my drawing needed to have a side, as well as back view. sorry to say i could not perfectly draw the youngen's face, however, the hairstyler is, in my opinion, very well depicted. so I urge you to use your mullet-imaginations.


Sometimes, you don't even have to go looking for trouble, it walks straight into your workplace. and purchases a DVD.
That's right. apparently some mullets do associate themselves with technology and the future. perhaps they are leaving their camaro-like-past behind them, due to some sort of trauma. perhaps. i wish i looked at the title of his DVD purchase to understand more about this specimen. from the front, he seriously was business; his hair, neatly combed and gelled. but his turning around revealed his ape drape fancy.