| Chapter 1 I looked around confusedly at my vaguely familiar surroundings and sighed. �Okay, where am I?� I asked, annoyed. �You are in line to be judged by Lord Enma,� a random pointy, blue skinned passerby said. �WHAT?!?! But that�s not possible!!� I would have to be dead!� The demon rolled his eyes. �Well duh�� I glared at him angrily. �Under normal circumstances I would fire you SO FAST FOR THAT!!!! For now I am just too pissed. I�m SUPPOSED to be immortal! I am SUPPOSED to just fuse with Sarris and become Chemarris Permanently when I die. PLUS I DIDN�T DIE!!!! I was just standing there, minding my own business when I was suddenly transported here!! THAT�S NOT DEATH!!! IT�S SOME KIND OF CRIME AGAINST NATURE!!!!� �Well, apparently you aren�t as immortal as you thought. Perhaps if you�d move along this whole thing would be cleared up faster, it is your turn after all.� I growled once more at the demon before moving into the �Judging Room�. �Okay, next up is... Chamomil?? What are you doing here??� Enma asked, looking as shocked as I had been. �Your guess is as good as mine. I was training outside, then suddenly I was in your line.� �Well, that is quite strange. Do you think this might be a dream?� The thought of a figure in a dream ASKING me if this were in fact a dream brought on a huge headache. �Owwwww� DON�T say that!!!� �Oh, right, sorry. Well then, I guess all I can really do is judge you and get on with it.� �Oh fine� kind of pointless to look, but if you must�� �Hmm, this is odd�� �WHAT is odd?? This whole situation is pretty damned odd so far! What could possibly be odder.� �Well, your page is blank! Well, not entirely blank, it just has your assigned plane, no deeds, no reasons, just where you�re supposed to go.� I sighed in frustration. �And where exactly is THAT?� <<-- Index -->> |
| Hi! Cham here! This is incredibly evil of whoever did this, now isn't it!! Where exactly am I headed?!And why the hell does somebody want ME dead?!?! (okay, don't answer that last part) For the answers to all, some, or possibly NONE of your questions (you know I love babbling) stay tuned for Chapter 2 of Cham's Journey!! |