Blow dryer - Warning: Do not use while sleeping
Life saving device - This is NOT a life saving device!!!
Child sized superman costume - Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly
American Airlines Peanuts - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts
Mark and Spencer's Bread Pudding - Product will be hot after heating
Sainsbury peanuts � Warning: product contains nuts
Hair colouring product � Do not use as an ice cream topping
Wet-Nap � Directions: Tear open packet and use
Christmas Lights � Warning: for indoor or outdoor use only
Komatsu Floodlights � This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Earplugs � These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Energizer AAA batteries � If swallowed, promptly see a doctor
Mattress � Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Harry Potter Toy Broom � This broom does not actually fly
�Guess Who� boardgame � Note: Game pieces do not actually talk
Swedish Chainsaw � Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
Roll-A-Horse - "WARNING - May cause cancer in California"
7-Up - Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.
Volvic Natural Mineral Water - Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.
Windex � Do not spray in eyes
Bayer Aspirin - Do not take if allergic to aspirin
Nytol sleep tablets - Warning: May cause drowsiness
