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| RAIL, your Remote Access Information Line. We made the first letter of each word bold to make you feel stupid and to be condescending as if you woldn't know what an acronym is! | |||||||||||||
| Students - register for classes, check grades, view an unofficial transcript, check your financial aid and review your account to see what random charges we put on for "group bills" that had nothing to do with you, but we charged you for it anyway. Ex: if a bag of trash was laying outside your door, regardless of whether it was yours or not, without further investigation, you will be billed the low, low price of $25! Faculty - view class rosters, access advisees' records and enter grades. Staff - manage your computer password, check department budget, and adjust said budget to create the maximum revenue without consideration of living conditions of those living on campus. Tip of the day: spend less money on dining services to save money |
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| Catch the rediculously childish train below! You'll need to know your Shepherd ID (SID) and PIN (unless we randomly changed it without your consent). For security purposes, upon your first login you will be asked to immediately change your PIN to a 6-digit number other than your birth date. Afterwards, change your PIN to a different 6-digit PIN, then simply enter the case sensitive code 482h495jDUf38842jJjwD994488fDk2948V9dW94f736K5n from memory, without cutting and pasting, grab a local newspaper, hit yourself on the head 9 times, scream at a hobo, then enter the phrase "Mary has crabs." After this, you should be able to enter a 34 digit code that you create comprised of numbers and letters, none repeating. Wait exactly 4 days, 18 hours, and 43 minutes, and enter this code again. If you fail to do it in the EXACT amount of time, you will have to start over. Last, force youself to sneeze, then enter the 6-digit code you would like to use. If you don't know your SID, we probably changed it without telling you. | |||||||||||||
| To protect your privacy - be sure to click the exit button and close the browser when you are finished, and never use RAIL again! | |||||||||||||
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| Next Stop Rail -- All Aboard! Isnt the train awesome? I mean, it's called RAIL, and it's a train! lol! rofl! lmao! And to think, we run a University. |
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| Shepherd University Homepage Registrar's Office Financial Aid Office Browser Information | |||||||||||||