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name: James Donovan (London) position: captain & right back speciality: scything tackles and monstrous rectal emmisions e-mail: [email protected] |
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name: Dave Rowe (Merseyside) position: right back & vice captain speciality: mad touchline runs and cheeky scouse wind-up e-mail: [email protected] |
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name: Paul Wearmouth (Wearside) position: centre back speciality: piledriving headers and scaring the living shit out of copponents e-mail: [email protected] |
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name: Paul Bowman (London) position: centre back speciality: suave sophistication and pirouetting over the ball in the penalty area e-mail: [email protected] |
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name: Will Kelso (Netherlands) position: left back speciality: being from a parallel universe and awarding free kicks INSIDE the penalty area e-mail: [email protected] |
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name: Andy Morris (Midlands) position: goalkeeper speciality: mad dashes, broken bones, dislocated elbows and multiple grazes e-mail: [email protected] |
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name: Mark Stimpson (London) position: centre-back speciality: ballistic headers and not running too much e-mail: xxxxxx |
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