Why Is It Great To Be A Dog · No one expects you to take a bath every day. · If it itches, you can scratch it. · There's no such thing as bad food. · A rawhide bone can entertain you for hours. · If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices. · You can lie around all day without worrying about being fired. · You don't get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger's lap. · Your're always excited to see the same people. · Having big feet is considered an asset. · Puppy love can last.